Worst thing u ever did to bf/gf or ex?

What is the worst thing you have ever done to get back at someone you dated? I have never done anything to my ex but i helped a friend flatten the tires on some woman's car for cheating with her husband. I have heard much worse...anyone care to share? I am bored..humor me.

 

one time a girl dumped me so i peed on her toothbrush. juvenile? yes. hilarious? absolutely.

 

lol that's cold...once when i was a teenager..2 friends of mine were mad at another friend of ours and they peed..spit...flicked ashes from cigarettes..everything they could think of on a pizza..cooked it for her and she ate it lol man..i almost told her i felt so bad...if that were me i'd kill a mofo.

 

i was 'told' what to get xgf for christmas...expensive perfume, size of bottle, etc...

i got the perfume, dumped the perfume out of the bottle, bought a bottle of skunk scent at hunting store, filled bottle with that, wrapped it up for christmas. she was unhappy when she ran out of her favorite cover the body stink scent and opened her 'new' bottle.

 

I had a guy fuck me over big time...so I fucked his best friend it sucked so bad but it felt so right!

 

i'm going to get my best friend to fuck you over.

 

That only works if you told him though, yeh? what happend then?

 

I told him the next night...it was awesome

 

That's got to be the ultimate...cheating with the best friend....people get killed for that shit lol

 

This one chick lived with me stiffed me with a few bills. income tax check come in the mail I cashed that mother fucker..We're Even.

 

I don't think I have ever done anything to get back at an ex... Well, besides leaving them to deal with their own shit...

One of the first houses I bought, was when I was engaged when I was younger, working on the road 5 days out of 7... sending all my money home...

Came back early, walked in on her and my (now ex) best friend... I grabbed my personal stuff, walked out, went to the lawyers, arranged to transfer everything into her name and walked away... house, furniture, most of my clothes, books etc... all gone...

and you know what... it was well worth it to be rid of her.

I've never seen the point in trying to get back at an ex... the whole concept is really fucked up...

Let's see if we get along enough to spend out lives together... and if we don't, we can fuck each other over at the end and see how much bullshit we can swap....

Really? Is that the best you can get out of life?

Walk away, consider whatever it was that happened to end it, as worth it in that it got you out of a relationship that obviously wasnt a good one.

 

Wise Words ^

 

I told her that I would rather play x-box than go to bed.

Worst thing that ever happened to me.

 

For screwing my "friend" in my bed and getting her pregnant while I was off visiting my mom for the weekend...

1. Exlax chocolate chip cookies
2. Scrubbed our toilet out with his toothbrush (Don't worry - I was nice and told him to go buy a new toothbrush...two months later).
3. I scratched the tags off his license plate then flipped it upside down since he was driving on a suspended license.
4. Cut up and hid an autographed t-shirt that he cherished.

I bet he never cheats on anyone again! *giggles*

Cruel list? Yeah. Lucky he is living after knocking someone up in MY bed? HELL YEAH!

 

did you tell the guy's best friend that you didn't like fuckin' him and only did it to...?

 

I didn't have to say that...it was definitely a given

 

I wish I had the balls to do that, just walk the fuck out, but then I would be living on the streets so I will have to play nice for now.

 

Well obvioulsy he wouldn't care too much if he was having a good time. You women are pretty crazy sometimes though. What were you thinking while he was fuckin' you...or you were fuckin' him. Didn't you like it at all?

 

You can always come here and garden... its only a little cooler then where you are.

 

I never did anything to get back at an ex.

I got dumped after 6 years by the man I thought I'd spend my life with. He totally broke my heart. I moved on. He'll regret it forever.

Recently got played by a guy who I've known for years and I should've been able to trust. Got back at him just by just moving on. He ended up the jealous one and he admitted to being upset by it all. It hit him harder than peeing on his toothbrush would have.

Be grown up about things. It hits them harder. Honest.