Worst Thing to say While Munching Carpet I

What is the worst thing to say while going down on a lady.

Be creative now.

First one:

Mmmmmm num nums.

 

do you use baby powder?

 

Oh I see a baby

 

Well... that doesn't look normal.

 

Tastes Bad

 

So wait, you said you don't have an STD right?

 

smells like fish
tastes like chicken!

 

I want you to queef in my mouth

 

My My what a big expansive vagina you have.

 

Echo...^ Echo.. ^..

 

ewwwwww

 

Smells like the brown eye

 

In an Austin Powers Voice: "Yeah baby, yeah."

 

Did you wipe yourself after you used the bathroom?

 

oh my God.....did you know you are pregnant?

 

whats this string for?

 

I think I am going to throw up

 

I found the remote!!!!!!!!!!!

 

nice penis haha j/k

 

so...when are the grandkids coming over?