What's up with the capitalization of every single letter? Just curious, and several people seem to be doing it. Why not be online if one is drunk?
And I suppose you're also 12 years old, because that's when it stopped being cool to go around and tell everyone you're drunk. No one cares. I guess you're cool now, so where do you go from here? Do you organize your massive Pokemon collection? Create another imaginary friend? For someone as cool as you, buddy, the possibilities are endless.
Don't forget super powers like Action Masturbate To Hentai! And Will Live In Mother's Basement Until 30!
god, i hate posting something meant to be taken lightheartedly. i guess no one has a sense of humor these days. you gotta twist it around and make fun of me. this is random thoughts right? not fucking, let's be nazis and insult everyone. jeez! take a chill pill