SO HI HOWS IT GOING I'M LOST ON THE PONYTAIL GUMDROP RIDE AND I NEED SOME HELP. I'M TRAPPED INSIDE ONE OF THE CAVES AT THE GUMDROP RIDE AND THIS MAN STARTED TALKING TO ME SO I WAS LIKE FUCK YOU MAN I'LL SHIT ON YOU. PUT SOME NICE SHIT IN YOUR CUT UP LESBIAN EARS, NICE AND SLOPPY AND WARM LIKE QUIZNOS-EAT A SUB BITCH! HOW IS THAT GRASS GROWING ON THAT HILL?! CAN I JOIN YOUR SUPERFRIEND HIP HOP FORUM CLUBS? I GOT PLENTY OF FLAPPY FLAILING COKE-BOTTOMED DICKS FOR EVERYONE TO SEE. I BROKE MY ARM FOR FUN BECAUSE IT FUCKING LOOKED AT ME THE WRONG WAY. YOU GOING TO TELL ME THATS DIFFERENT? FUCK THAT I DON'T PLAY THOSE GAMES. YOU ALL DON'T KNOW THE WAY OF THE WOODS BECAUSE YOU ALL AIN'T BEEN THERE! I'VE BEEN KNOWING THE WAY OF THE WOODS SINCE I WAS -255 YEARS OLD, 7 DAYS A WEEK, MCDONALDS! THERE'S THAT SHIT ROLLING DOWN THE STAIRS AGAIN! BETTER MAKE SURE IT DOESN'T GO SIDEWAYS AND RUN UP THE CEILING. RADDLE DADDLE DADDLE, YOU LIKE TO WADDLE, CUZ YOU'RE FAT YOU FUCKING FAT FATTY FATNESS. GET THAT FAT OUT OF YOUR EAR! BITCH I'LL MAKE YOU WALK THE PLANK! THANK YOU AND HAVE A DAY. PS: This message was recorded in front of a live studio audience.
