Will you marry me?

i'd make you sign a prenuptial first... and one of the terms would be "if the male party forces the female party to wear shoes, the male party will give the female party all his money and penis."

 

Oh God, that's totally marriage worthy.

 

isn't that what's supposed to happen on the honeymoon?

 

sure

 

Boog: Awesome.
She'd be like a sister who I married.

 

uh huh.. i make good curry... thats why you love me.. isn't it?!!?

 

hahah wtf?

 

life would be full of bacon

 

I'd get fat cause Nesta loves to cook and I love to eat.
Sounds good.

 

it would be a cold and loveless union of sheer convenience.

 

sounds squishy, and good for cuddling. sounds like a win to me.:cheers2:

 

And occasional sex.

 

I'd feel a bit uncomfortable about Wild Mountain Dave watching...

 

I think we'd have fun going to the lake district for the weekend and Greece or South Africa for the week (I love how you brits do your holidays).
We would fight a lot because you couldn't keep up with my constant need for attention and validation. It wouls end up in a bitter divorce where I got nothing because you're a lawyer.

 

I don't like curry. This changes everything.

This is true, my friends have to entertain themselves.

 

Yeah we would get on when I was there.
But constantly hearing my answerphone message while I was away would drive you mad.As would the fact British people never even use the word validation..
And the fact my ADD is bigger than yours..
Oh and the marriage ceremony would be somewhere abroad-because it wouldnt be legally binding for the divorce...

 

What kind of engagement ring would you pick out for me?

 

It'd be awesome.
EDIT: To ress.

I'd still be frigid though, and meeting the family would be very, very awkward.

 

Yep we *would* get on good.And mealtimes would be brilliant...
Still wondering what i'm worth as a dowry tho...

I could pretend to be Indian with em ..

( did u see that programme with parminder nagra on ITV- I wouldnt wanna go the way Ray Winston did)

Something very poncy and flash- Jewish-ish style - ie one that I got back afterwards.
A huge sapphire that P Diddy would think looked over the top.(size due to the fact it had its own inbuilt bugging device

 

We'd probably never actually get married because we would procrastinate the plans forever. Maybe we would just elope