Why don't they make washers and dryers simple to operate

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by thinkfloyd07, Aug 4, 2008.

  1. thinkfloyd07

    thinkfloyd07 Senior Member

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    for men i mean?
     
  2. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

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    because then what would all the women do? they can't cook all day, you know!
     
  3. odon

    odon Slightly Popular

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    They do...you just need to read the instructions, silly.
     
  4. IamnotaMan

    IamnotaMan I am Thor. On sabba-tickle. Still available via us

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    Thinkfloyd , is cos men arent meant to use them silly.: )

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    "Why don't they make washers and dryers simple to operate".
    Even if they were simple , wives wouldnt know how to use em properly.

    Cue flame wars.: )
    I love a bit of sexism on a Monday morning.
    Its one of the few "isms" u cant get locked up for yet...

    Talking of political correctness , I've just had an email asking whether my "partner"
    ( not wife , girlfriend or fuckfriend)will be at an event this week.
    I'm writing back , to see if its compulsory to be gay to attend.
     
  5. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    yeah, it's like a three step process...
     
  6. Wild Mountain Dave

    Wild Mountain Dave Rainbow

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    wow, really?
     
  7. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    I wasn't aware that washers and dryers were that difficult to understand how to operate...
     
  8. odon

    odon Slightly Popular

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    Yes.

    1. put clothes in
    2. turn button
    3. wait till finished
     
  9. odon

    odon Slightly Popular

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    Neither was I.
     
  10. IamnotaMan

    IamnotaMan I am Thor. On sabba-tickle. Still available via us

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    best way to wash clothes.
    1) Advertise in foreign language newspaper for highly paid housekeepers positions
    2)Give job to family of Chinese cocklepickers who apply.Burn their passports.
    3)Leave dead body in kitchen and come inthro door and photograph them kneeling next to it.
    4)Lock half of em in basement whilst the other half works.
    Your whites will never be whiter...

    Simple.I mean it beats living inCHina : )
     
  11. mudpuddle

    mudpuddle MangaHippiePornStar Lifetime Supporter

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    Never Operated One in my Life...

    We Hand Washed our Clothes...

    I Feel Scared to Attempt to Here...Incase I Break it...
     
  12. DandelionDeathmetal

    DandelionDeathmetal Member

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    Lawl.
    You fail.
     
  13. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    you fail at life...
     
  14. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Yeah.And how 'bout shoelaces?Now there's a real bitch.
     
  15. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

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    I 100% do not understand what is complicated about laundry.
     
  16. Wild Mountain Dave

    Wild Mountain Dave Rainbow

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    it is pretty darn simple
     
  17. thinkfloyd07

    thinkfloyd07 Senior Member

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    well my my mom has a really expensive one and it has like 200+ settings
     
  18. Aristartle

    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

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    Because there just isn't a machine dumb enough.
     
  19. Eskimo101

    Eskimo101 Banned

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    ask your mom to help you
     
  20. odon

    odon Slightly Popular

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    That would make a good advert for doing laundry.
     
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