Why do people???

Stand infront of vending machines and not buy anything? Buy your shit and move.

Noooo, I am gonna stand here and not move.


Another group of people that I want to say "Why?" are people that walk on the wrong side of stairs. Its like the foocking road, only on foot.

I just dont know!

 

wrong side of the stairs? i didn't know there was a wrong side/ or right side of the stairs....

and the standing in front of the vending machines does get annoying if i'm trying to buy something, but if i'm not buying anything i coudl care less

 

Please take your meds.

 

Why do kids pretend to play an arcade when theres no quarter in...

hahhaa just reminded me of the winners dont do drugs warning

 

i just like to pull the trigger and imagine myself shooting the aliens on Area 51...

i don't usually actually play

 

You could just say "excuse me" and Im sure they would move away from the vending machines.

 

or you just punch them and then kick their body out of the way:H

 

Maybe they are just trying to decide what they want and if they don't see anything that strikes their fancy then they don't buy anything *shrugs*...a polite "Excuse me" might do the trick if you know what you want to buy...

I also wasn't aware there was a "right side" and "wrong side" to walk up and down the stairs.

 

isn't that kind of a stupid thing to be mad about?

 

Kind of thinking the same things. There are bigger fish to fry in this world.

 

i know....what happens when someone like myself take up the whole staircase - dunno if i'm wrong or right

but ok, next time i'll try to throw the person down the correct side of the stairs

 

how about when someone sits behind you on a bus and jams their knees all up and down the back of your seat. that fucking pisses me off. ive killed for less

 

I'd like to know why people never tip there housekeepers?

 

because they are cheapass bastards.

 

You have a housekeeper?

 

Ha Ha Ha....No....I am thy housekeeper...

 

Who's house do you keep?

I mean...I wouldn't let anyone keep my house...they'd probably throw my shit away or put it somewhere where I couldn't find it.

 

I guess I should call it room attendant for a large hotel...

 

room attendants are sexy.

 

i only tip hotel housekeepers if i make a total mess..and thats just so they keep quiet about the trashed room till i got checked out and disapear