why do people on bicycles have to be so retarded??

I was walking out of a liquor store, right........ and I opened the door, and all of a sudden I hear this guy yell out "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH". it scared the shit out of me, and bam...... he smacked into the door. thats the last thing I expected. why would anyone at night, mind you, ride their bikes on the sidewalk, in front of doors?? seriously........ how stupid can you get?? I asked him if he was alright, and he said he was.......... but that scared the shit out of me.

 

wow, crazy

are you okay? quick have a drink to calm your nerves

 

thats crazy

 

maybe he had already been the the liquor store a block or so down and finsished his bottle.

 

well, he had a paper cup, and ice just went flying everywhere....... I really do think the dude was drinkin....... there is a pool bar down the sidewalk, I just wonder if he had to be comin from there........

 

maybe he's just honest to god crazy? all in all, hope you are okay.

 

well, it didnt hurt me none, I think he was more hurt........ I was protected by the glass door.

 

okay...another question...is the crazy dude okay?

 

Thats kinda funny.

 

yup, crazy dude was okay

this story reminds me of something from a monty python skit, really. all it needs is a guy with a british accent wearing a silly hat.

 

yeah, he told me he was okay, he kept on riding, but apparently, he lost his drink......

what a dumbass.

 

i'll tell ya why.. cus riding a bike drunk is .. damn nuts.. and riding a bike drunk in the street at night is suicidal


still he shoulda been away from the building.. not huggin' it

 

So, if you have the ability to drive a car, but you choose to ride a bike to the bar and watch the DeLaHoya fight, and you ride home..DRUNK..why should you be charged with a crime? You coulda drove, you chose to rid ethe sidewlks at 2 am........

 

Thats simple = People who ride bicycles are so dumb they have not figure out a guy put a engine in 1 and call it a motorcycle.

 

ha. I've got this crazy visual involving John Cleese in my head now...

 

And why didnt I know that?

 

Perhaps because they're not smart enough for us to trust them with a drivers license?

 

oh dont worry Moses well move the traffic apart.

 

i think that sunami wave was starded by Moses he lost control of the right arm thru parkison . or was it Janet Reno?

 

oi

people are dumb with us cyclists too... running us off the roads, not looking for us, nearly hitting us. Yeah, doesn't make me happy. But, you were a pedestrian not a car so, he was a smelly idiot.