Why do people name cats?

they don't have names, and they don't come when they are called? why do people always anthropomorphize their animals?
on a similar note
everyone should check out
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how is it possible not to name it, how would you refer to it otherwise?

actually you are right, best not to have any frivolty or fun in life.

 

why do people name people?

 

cats are just useless wastes of oxygen on this earth, and should be exterminated.

 

my cat's called "kitty" just like the one before her.... and she is a "him".

weird.

 

Why does the maker of the website assume that cats don't know how to speak proper english? That website is demeaning to cats!

 

Dogs aren't so literate either. The extent of their vocabulary rarely goes beyond the words: rough, roof, bark, bow, and wow.

 

Because they want to shout the cat's name out during sex.

 

I was going to say something like that way to steal my thunder.

And what the hell do you mean by "cats don't come when you call them?".....cats are marvellously intelligent beings, and very sexual.

 

Are you a cat fucker too?

I like Siamese best, no fur.

 

I like mountain lion kittens, fiesty, but not yet large enough to maul you to death.

 

Kinky.

 

I'm a bit rougher, I like male lions, full grown. they make for one hell of a good fuck

 

Ayyyy calllliente!

 

you should see how they like to shred my sack.....

 

Do they use their paws, teeth, or privates to do so?

 

teeth and claws. of course, I use my teeth on their sacks too. and did you know how big a lions asshole is?

 

size?

 

bigger, try basketball size. large enough for me to stick my entire head, past my shoulders in.

 

Past shoulders? Why don't you just enter the line.