Why do men have nipples?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by jamaican_youth, May 19, 2008.

  1. jamaican_youth

    jamaican_youth Senior Member

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    They have no real purpose.
     
  2. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    i think they were meant to be pacifiers for babies.
     
  3. Gravity

    Gravity #winning

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    I have nipples Focker, can you milk me?
     
  4. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    men have nipples...!??!

    So it isn't a myth after all...
     
  5. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

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    because all fetuses start out with two X chromosomes, nipples are formed. the fetuses fortunate enough to develop a Y chromosome retain this reminder of their former, uh, condition.
     
  6. IamnotaMan

    IamnotaMan I am Thor. On sabba-tickle. Still available via us

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    I know east european women always like to bite /lovebite men's nipples.
    Well mine , anyway.And without asking beforehand
    British , American , West European etc dont tho'

    Why the fuck is that..? ( scratches head)
     
  7. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    i think you're making an inaccurate assumption about the sexual habits of women.
     
  8. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    men have nipples for the same reason refrigerator doors have places to attatch the hinges on either side. this exact same thread has been here before, and i seem to recall that was my exact same answer to it.

    =^^=
    .../\...
     
  9. MrFrosty

    MrFrosty Banned

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    Starting at conception and lasting until about 14 weeks, all mammalian fetuses within the same species look the same, regardless of sex. After 14 weeks, genetically-male fetuses begin producing male hormones such as testosterone. As "female" is the "developmental default" for mammals, by 14 weeks the nipples have already formed. In recent studies, doctors have found female nipples to be erect in the fetal stage of mammals, as well as other forms of arousal.[citation needed]
     
  10. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    i liked my answer, better.
     
  11. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    Duh...cos they'd look fucking weird without them!
     
  12. IamnotaMan

    IamnotaMan I am Thor. On sabba-tickle. Still available via us

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    Nope statistical observation :)
    Seriously its only the eastern ones ,whove jumped into it without even asking if I was.

    Any other guys ( or girls : ) notice that theyre "nipple hijackers" LOL
     
  13. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    i'm not eastern at ALL. and they're so handy, right there at face level...
     
  14. IamnotaMan

    IamnotaMan I am Thor. On sabba-tickle. Still available via us

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    yeah but do u bite em without asking ? : )
     
  15. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    naturally. what's the point of asking? i can hardly talk when i'm otherwise occupied.
     
  16. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    they feel great when touched :D
     
  17. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    they're like happy buttons.
     
  18. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    Fitzy, you just reminded me of another reason we have them

    If we didn't, there'd be a lot of guys suffering from bollock-crunches in high school.
     
  19. mitten_kitten

    mitten_kitten daisymae

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    Sorry guys, you're half female...us girls can at least say we are all woman...:D
     
  20. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    Are men's nipples magic or is this false...
     
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