take all the dirty hoes you cant get now because when you're older it just gets worse and you'll regret not fucking all the young ones.
I was gonna bang this chick one time, her snatch smelled like an arm pit. And she never even heard of the grateful dead.. what a turn off.
Afraid not, its the other way around, 36? it'll take you another 10/15 years to see for what they really are the ones that had some chump of a boyfriend in their teens who they told they werent 'ready' for sex, or at 21 were 'saving' themselves for marriage. And when you get there, remember, my team could have warned you, but you wouldnt have listened, dont get angry or should I say angrier at us. One thing in particular is so fucked up it can never be spoken of
Dirty as in stinks like a bag of white castle hamburgers and a sack of skunk weed or dirty in the sense that they think with their Vag?
What are you, 80? Aside from Tim Tebow I'm pretty sure this is a lost art... My first girlfriend claimed to be "saving herself" for marriage. She went to church 3 times a week. The first time we had sex she asked me to stick it in her ass....
