Why did Katy Perry get Radio Play???

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by *°GhOsT°LyRiC°*, Aug 15, 2008.

  1. *°GhOsT°LyRiC°*

    *°GhOsT°LyRiC°* Supporters HipForums Supporter

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    cus she redid "I kissed a girl (and I liked it" sheeesh. it makes me want to throw a radio. is it because of the whole ooooo a girl kissed a girl? comeone, how many girls out there have kissed another girl,. gay or straight? yeah.
     
  2. Allonym

    Allonym cheesecake slut

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  3. Frieden

    Frieden Senior Member

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    But but but....there are somethings you can never stop talking bout, and I have an inkling this is one of em.
     
  4. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

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    I wrote that song. My buddy and I were at the BlackCat in DC a few years back for an 80s dance party. The bartender and DJ were friends of ours and the bartender was mixing us margaritas in pint glasses. After about four I glanced across and saw this incredibly cute fat girl staring at me. I turned to my buddy john and said, "Yup, 15 years ago I'd have bought her two drinks and then had her in the mens room stall bent over holding onto the toilet tank for dear life". John laughed, got up and headed (I thought) for the mens' room. I took a long pull on my drink a turned around just in time to see John whisper in the cute fatgirl's ear. I smiled and nodded and as he walked away she grabbed her purse and shrieked in the most annoying Baltimore accent, "I'd like to see you fuckin' try!!!" and stormed off.

    So I wrote a song called "I pissed off a fatgirl and I liked it" but Katy Perry stole it.

    True story.

    Except the last line...
     
  5. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    why does anyone get radio play? it's a known fact that the radio only plays terrible music that nobody wants to hear...
     
  6. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    yeah, i'm trying to figure out in what obscure, dark, lonely little corner of the world she's from if kissing a girl and liking it is still a big deal.
     
  7. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    middle east?

    utah?
     
  8. Bomb Threat

    Bomb Threat Member

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    Can't stand the song and probably can't stand her.
     
  9. tra1lerpark rasta

    tra1lerpark rasta Senior Member

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    everytime two girls kiss god gets
    a hard on
     
  10. Bomb Threat

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    In case you tripped on something, God hates homosexuality of any kind.
     
  11. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

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    Unless the girls are really ugly...
     
  12. tra1lerpark rasta

    tra1lerpark rasta Senior Member

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    oh here we go god loves homos cause we have
    a great sense of style
     
  13. Bomb Threat

    Bomb Threat Member

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    Read a book, not a magazine.
     
  14. tra1lerpark rasta

    tra1lerpark rasta Senior Member

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    piaf that is true
     
  15. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

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    God doesnt really care about style. Its whats on the inside that counts.
     
  16. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    ugly girls don't kiss...
     
  17. tra1lerpark rasta

    tra1lerpark rasta Senior Member

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    if there is a god i would like to believe
    he loves everyone even narrow minded
    dick smokers like you bombthreat
     
  18. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

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    Yes...And cute animals dont have sex :rolleyes:
     
  19. Bomb Threat

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    You lost me at "If there is a god"
     
  20. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    of course not, where do you get sick ideas like this!? :ack2:
     
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