why are they staring at me

am i walking funny or am i just extremely attractive

 

both...

 

No, you're great looking...I just can't get over that walk!

 

it cannot be both because if u are walking funny then u are seen as a loser and thus not attractive

 

hmm...okay.

 

Unless the person staring at you is attracted to losers.

 

yes!

 

are you gonna take that shit? when people stare at me I kick them in the ovaries so hard that they can never have babies. Or I rip their still beating heart out and feed it to them with a spork

 

Offer them bacon.

If they take it, they are your slaves.

Just because.

Don't tell them beforehand.

 

But Jhan...what if these are vegetarians he's dealing with? Or worse yet, vegans?? That's a revolt waiting to happen.

Offer them cookies and hope they're not vegan!

 

poland spring water is so goooood

 

Paranoia doesn't make most people attractive, so I guess it's your funny walk.

 

when im paranoid im cute cause im rolling on the floor covert ops style going KILL THE VIETNAMESE ....with aroud 100 people around me ...and if they look at me too hard i just go .....im stoned bitch

 

do you walk to work or carry your lunch?

 

i asked myself that the other week. i realized that i never pick up my feet when im stoned (unless im running around or something) and tend to shuffle around. so i started picking up my feet, but i probably was lifting em really high in the air, which probably looked worse.
anyway, i dont mind when people stare at me when im high- it reminds me that im feeling good, and that they probably arent, so why get mad at them

 

dun even worry bout it. I got out when i am high or drunk all the time, w/e.