Why am I so great?

Let me count the ways, my how I love to toot my own horn. Someone's gotta do it, my horn needs some serious tooting if you know what I mean. I know the universe can be very generous, so I'm gonna be straight up:

I need some pussy.

There, I said it.

Get on the JeBUS.

 

Okay....

 

I thought you were quoting from Nietzsche's Ecce Homo.

No homo, of course.

 

my horn desperately needs some tooting as well...

 

Ain't I a stinker?

 

beep beep...
I need some vagina too, mines gone bad...

 

That's not possible, it's all good.

 

It has, it's rotten...

 

To paraphrase Death's long-gone thread, you can put vaginas inside of vaginas indefinetely.

And walk through them like the sewage system.

 

If you say so...

 

Who's the stinker now?

Ha!

 

That would be, I said that it is rotten... Geez people learn to read...

 

That man deserves a Nobel Peace Prize, stat. See to it that he does, my minions. You SHMUCKS all WORK for ME.

 

Define "rotten." I mean it is still possible to achieve penetration, is it not?

 

LOL!

 

maybe you should get lessons from a certain someone on how to toot your own horn...i'll give you a hint, it starts with a lucky and ends with a stripe...
im fuckin new here and already tired of the nonsense, can we say attention whore?!

 

Yeah I'm an attention whore. But at least I'm an attention whore that CARES. You're only making it worse.

 

One of the things you might learn in the future is that you have the choice to ignore posts or posters that don't do it for you.

 

Thank you, my friend. I knew you'd be there.

 

one of the things you might learn in the future is the beauty of free speach!