this has probably been done before a bunch of times, but theres a lot of new people, and i would like to know something.... what is your name? ok, i will start, hello, my name is Dar.
my real name is themnax of lanananara, low person of the council of low persons of the universe, and symbol of the council of low persons of lananara. mundanely, the name my parents gave the life form i currently occupy when i was born in it is john teall (yes, at least it IS spelled teall, with two L's). now if you don't mind, i'd just as soon be known as themnax, and if by some odd chance i outlive my mother, i have every intention of changing my mundane name to my real one, if and when i do. =^^= .../\...
Hello, I'm... uhhhh *fumbles with wallet" Uhhh... My name is... ahhh... *looks for identification* My name... my name... my name is.. *pulls card triumphantly* My name is Discover Card!