Who am i going to eat tonight???

Fridge is empty(thanks to me), one beer left. I just smoked some, and now i can eat an elephant. Since we don't have an elephants here, the question is-WHO THE HELL SHALL BE EATEN TONIGHT???

 

Eat northernlehigh97's pocket pussy!

 

I would normally give myself up for the greater good. I taste good to so I hear. But tonight I'm in the mood for staying here and in one piece. Sorry.

Try next door. or
TACO BELL!!!!
mmm

 

I know who I'd like to eat.

You know who you are.

 

It's probably alot less tougher than elephant meat.

 

You are not helping me...Maybe i should light another one???

 

I told you no once, Loudi. Dont make me raise my voice. No means no.

 

I have credit cards.

 

you know what they say....vegitarians taste bettret