Where does the Easter Bunny live?

Seriously - where does he live?

 

......isnt it obvious?

in a rabbit hole

 

Easter Island??

 

in Deutschland, seriously

but maybe he travels a lot

 

Cottontail Lane

 

The Easter Bunny is a fake, a phony!

 

of course, all religious things are fake...anyone there get offended?

 

Nope, doesn't offend me at all, but I'm sure that it will most definitely offend some others.

And, the Easter Bunny is religious? I didn't know that he had any ties into the religious aspect of the holiday, I figured it was just fun and games.

 

its an Easter symbol...never mind, if we dig deep enough, many things have religious origin

 

the cute little bunny may not be religious, but the Easter holiday sure is...think that's what he meant

 

Oh okay, I see.

I don't do the Easter Bunny with my kids. I do an egg hunt, but I use little plastic eggs for it and write little "fortunes" in them for the kids, things like how special they are, how much I love them, stuff like that, and then after they find them all, they get treated to their spring baskets.

 

What the heck? The Easter bunny is religious? And why is it that the Easter bunny hides EGGS? I mean, bunnies don't lay eggs. Are these chickens getting anything out of this...after all, they are THEIR eggs. They should get a chunk of something...maybe a chunk of chocolate, perhaps? I don't think chickens like chocolate.

Why isn't there an EASTER CHICKEN? I mean, they are the ones that produce the eggs. I think chickens are getting the shaft here.

 

That is pretty weird when you think about it. A rabbit hiding eggs. They should really have an Easter Chicken or an Easter Duck.

 

And the chickens probably aren't even unionized

 

They should strike.

 

Sorry kids! The chickens are on strike, so the easter bunny won't be delivering any eggs this year...

Instead...WAFFLES!

 

I just thought of that old Cadbury Creme Egg commercial where there was a big white rabbit that clucked like a chicken.

 

I remember that one...

we used to have rabbits and I remember asking my mom why none of them ever made clucking noises like that. LOL

 

the eater bunny steals the chickens eggs and hides them, until i find them and put them in my tummy for safe keeping to reunite later that night with the chicken