when was the last time you had sex..?

Oh god. I'd faint. Stay away from my goods!

 

too tallit seems. i guess thats intimidating for a lot of guys? i dunno

 

I want action tonight
Satisfaction all night!

 

righttttt now =D

 

I haven't gotten any since February 5th

 

What year?

 

This year

 

Doing better than me then.

 

I don't know why I'm complaining... I haven't gotten any because I choose not to fuck random people. The last time I had sex was with the only person I've had sex with

 

when i have sex i fully plan on coming on here immediately and starting at least 10 threads about it and hijacking every other thread with stories about it as well.

 

right on :cheers2: i have to wake up in the morning and like myself

 

Agreed. Kind of why I haven't gotten laid in a while..... I'm trying to make sure the next time is worthwhile and not just desperation. Next time I have sex I hope to cuddle afterwards and probably have a sleepover to follow.... and not the sleepover where you wake up like 'oh shit!'

I'm so glad I own a dildo, forreal.

 

You'd ruin my reputation though

 

I love the self respect all you beautiful ladies have. Kudos!!! :cheers2:

 

i won't name names...

and i won't mention the anal...

 

an hour ago if self love still counts

 

Nonsense. I love tall girls. Though I'm only 5'6. I don't mind it if the lady doesn't mind it.

 

I sometimes want to then, but most of the time, not.

 

A couple of days ago

 

A few weeks ago... it wasn't that spectacular and it would have been better if i wasn't a bit toasted.