When I Grow Older...

I want to be a high school teacher, then a college professor, then a dictator, and then God.

How about you?

 

I want to be that fat old guy who lives nex to the junior highschool and yells inappropriate comments at underage girls.

I want moms and daughters to cross the street when they see me.

 

^ hahahahaha niiice

yeah i want to.. um..be alive ...low standards

i could really see both of you accomplishing those dreams

 

Badass... I'll try not to murder too many people for no reason other than the instalment of fear as dictator.

 

Hoping to be involved with good music. but most of all, living free

 

Invest in land... music... and live at a better beach.

 

Aww, sorry babe. Too late.

Haven't we already been through this?

And what happened to our duel?

 

I've been taking assistant to God courses. If your dream comes true, look me up. I think we'd make a great team.
How do you take your coffee?

 

I won the damn duel, you couldn't throw the Chinaman at me!

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I take my coffee black, no milk, no sugar please... that's the way God does his thing, ya know?

...and yeah, I need an assistant... you could handle all the angels, them wankers.

 

I beg to differ, you crazed Honduran-Russian-Israeli!

I have won many a-Chinaman-throwing contests in my day...

 

I want to throw an arab.

 

i want to throw an american

 

But Pavel. You already are God. Your profile clearly states that.

I want to give birth to lemurs, my main goal.

Otherwise, I want to be more whimsical, and a property owner. :H

 

Directing, nigga.

 

Ha, you see...the folk acknowledge me as God... behold my omnipotent reproductive organ!

 

Well, the folk are obviously...vexed. Or something.

 

Vexed by my good looks and charm.

 

Nahhh. That's not it.

 

Then they must be sleeping with my assistant.

 

i want to be the girl that smiles everyday when she wakes up to the sweet smell of morning.
the rest of it is unplanned.