When do you think I will get laid again?

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by SG69, Sep 11, 2005.

  1. SG69

    SG69 Member

    Messages:
    769
    Likes Received:
    8
    Though I've had sex and girlfriends in the past, lately I haven't been so lucky in the area of love. So I am posting this poll as a sort of "what do you think" kinda thing.
     
  2. nesta

    nesta Banned

    Messages:
    20,538
    Likes Received:
    10
    probably not.
     
  3. ZePpeLinA

    ZePpeLinA Jump around!

    Messages:
    2,955
    Likes Received:
    8
    maybe i should do a similar post.
    but currently the odds of me having sex AT ALL seem really against me.
    which might either mean the convent or the crazy people's house.
     
  4. willowbaby89

    willowbaby89 Member

    Messages:
    107
    Likes Received:
    0
    ...maybe you can get a hooker with your next paycheck ;)
     
  5. fattyxp

    fattyxp Member

    Messages:
    2
    Likes Received:
    0
    his paychecks are like .20 cents. I don't think he can afford a hooker as he is saving up to come out and visit me!
     
  6. SofiaS

    SofiaS Member

    Messages:
    533
    Likes Received:
    0
    hahaha
     
  7. soaringeagle

    soaringeagle Senior Member

    Messages:
    16,345
    Likes Received:
    12
    june 23rd 2020 at 4:12 pm with a passed out crack whore




    what do we win if we guess right?
     
  8. Weeble

    Weeble Member

    Messages:
    946
    Likes Received:
    17
    fatty, I think he'd come out there to visit megan, not you. Unless he doesn't want to fuck megan anymore.

    wtf! **** INVASION!!!!!

    Oh and Jeff, don't bring everyone over here, please? Jesus.
     
  9. fattyxp

    fattyxp Member

    Messages:
    2
    Likes Received:
    0
    He wants to come out for me, Fuck MegaN. She left the channel, she is no longer in existance.
     
  10. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini

    Messages:
    17,892
    Likes Received:
    37
    if you're wasting your time on the internet wonderingn when next you'll be laid, never.
     
  11. Weeble

    Weeble Member

    Messages:
    946
    Likes Received:
    17
    He's not a bad guy.. actually. I've known him for a while online and the guy is a real sweetheart. Most of his macho act is for show, he just doesn't admit it ;P He's just had really bad luck when it comes to women. That's why I voted the way I did..

    Don't drink when you think you might get laid, dude.. like you said, smoke some herb and you'll have no problem. You just need to chill out a little.
     
  12. PurpleGel

    PurpleGel Senior Member

    Messages:
    1,671
    Likes Received:
    1
    i don't see an option for "never."

    smoking herb may make you quiet and withdrawn. if you want artificial confidence and the chance to score, go hang out and DRINK with the ladies.
     
  13. SG69

    SG69 Member

    Messages:
    769
    Likes Received:
    8
    HAHA I put this poll here for fun actually, didn't think I'd get any feedback on it. Most of the posts are funny though. FattyXP you're a ****, but when I come out there we need to smoke a bowl then go look for some chicks if I am still single that is. Weeble you're a **** as well :p see you both on Necron.

    Yeah and fuck Megan, she sucks.
     
  14. Amanda's Shadow

    Amanda's Shadow Flower Child

    Messages:
    1,368
    Likes Received:
    1
    it depends how attractive you are and how close you live to me.

    jk ;)
     
  15. Green

    Green Iconoclastic

    Messages:
    4,568
    Likes Received:
    10
    We need drugs that make it so you don't want to have sex.

    Then we need to put them in the water supply.

    Then we need to die out.
     
  16. Weeble

    Weeble Member

    Messages:
    946
    Likes Received:
    17
    Yeah, but I'm one of the better cunts, and don't you forget it..
     
  17. grimjivey

    grimjivey Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

    Messages:
    1,096
    Likes Received:
    5
    I'm willing to bet that some people have indeed gotten laid due to this very site:)
     
  18. SG69

    SG69 Member

    Messages:
    769
    Likes Received:
    8
    Amen brother, amen. Are you VHEMT Green?
     
  19. SG69

    SG69 Member

    Messages:
    769
    Likes Received:
    8
    HAHAHA well Amanda's Shadow I live in Chicago and my pic is on my myspace profile and I believe I viewed yours and clicked on add to friends. You're under age though, will have to wait until you're 18, sorry :p
     
  20. Hacker

    Hacker Vescere Bracis Meis

    Messages:
    12,285
    Likes Received:
    9
    If you need practice, Amanda, I don't mind your age... close enough for me!
     
  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
    Dismiss Notice