When did I realize I was God?

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.

 

*cue the sitcom laughter*

 

Driving over Miss Daisy...

 

Careful, or you might be stuck with me for eternity.....

 

Might be fun...

 

so if you are god..
Where is satan?

 

Well, I'm not an information center. I'm God, you're James, Daisy is Daisy... I gotta do miracles, bring up my angels, now you guys want me to keep a tab on everyone? What's next? I'm gonna be a talk show host?

 

hm i think we could make big money god..

come I shall be your manager

call me..

judas

 

You already kissed my only son and he got arrested. The only part of me I'll let you kiss is my divine hairy ass crack when you wanna come into heaven...

 

so your job is done

leave the miricles up to me

 

well i just take the backdoor and enter your heaven and u wont even know

just watch your back

 

What's a "miricle"

 

an animal with wings

 

for in my time we rote hebrew

 

for he talks only shit

 

Do not anger Daddy. Otherwise next time you want to rent a dvd, I'll make sure it's out.

 

thats a very quick judgement isnt it

 

Yeah, I'm a great Dad but I can be a mean whore at times too...

 

listen here dad i aint got time for wachin dvds i got a world to fix cause you stuffed up big time

 

oo thats a diss