What's your favorite type of schlong?

Girls and gays only.

This question has been asked countless times before, so just for the fun of asking it again: what type of schlong do you prefer?

And describe why you prefer it... :sunglasse

 

I'm not gay, so I'mma say a chocolate covered easter cock.

 

"Average length, but phat, with a big mushroom knob"

reading that made me chuckle

 

haha

phat... yepper thats the way to go
(teasin) ....where is all the luv for the short phat boys you know who you are

 

My own.

 

Toolmaggot, you're hilarious. You always make everyone laugh.
I want to make love to you. Also: I will kiss your pussy longtime.

 

hahaha, don't hold anything back!

 

im not gay so i spoke on behalf of a freind of mine that am very open w/ she likes those normal types i guess, but then shes a virgin, she just saiz a big 'n would b very uncomfortable

 

I prefer uncut ones

 

FUck you.

 

Me? What?

 

i like my boyfriends, fairly large and thick

 

yip!

 

i like all kinds, but if I could chose the perfect penis, i would go with 7 inches long, and 5.5-6" girth. Thats just ideal.. penis size doesn't really matter too much.

 

damn....6" girth....i forget if girth is circumfrence or diameter...but it sounds like a pretty wide load so to speak

 

yeah, that sounds like the 'monsterschlong' i read about in the poll

 

I thought it was circumfrence. I believe the average is like 5".

 

Oh, that is a nice one! Can I see it?




(I'm not gay, but I did find out one of my friends are bi.)

 

Originally posted by mushie18: like all kinds, but if I could chose the perfect penis, i would go with 7 inches long, and 5.5-6" girth. Thats just ideal.. penis size doesn't really matter too much.

Yay, Im perfect...well at least my penis is, wink wink

 

If thats a monster schlong does that make me a uber monster schlong. 8"long 7" around (not including head)
Any way from what i've read and what my GF says wider is better. But not everything. You can't rely on size.