What's the wildest thing you've stuck it in or stuck in you?

I've masturbated all kinds of different ways. But my favorite is to find places to stick it in. I've tried between the couch cushions, and even put a sock on it and stuck it in the tail pipe of the car.

So what's the wildest thing you've stuck yours into?

And for the ladies, what's the wildest thing you've stuck in you?

 

I hope it was a nice car... like a Ferrari or something. Anything less and I'd feel kinda dirty.

 

hey, what's wrong with a nice old fashioned VW? These are hippie forums after all.

 

i hope the car wasnt running when you did it!

 

No it was not running. Actually it was in our garage. I put down a towel, dropped my pants pulled the sock over me and slid it in. She stood at the door and watched until I did. Then she clapped for me and then went inside while I finished cleaning up.

 

Ive fucked a inflatable waterwing felt really nice.

 

I tried sticking it any many thinks. Like using couch cushins, in between mattress, vaccum clean hose is always nice. But also like having things in me while I do it. Nothing hotter than wife's dildo in me while i get off

 

never stuck it in anything. I've tried a vacuum hose but the hose was too small.

 

stuck in me=banana....stuck it in=jar of peanut butter

 

Just a finger sorry guys, thats all I have done.


Tiffany

 

Tooth brush is about it, and hair brush, I want more idea's though.

 

Candlestick, pickle, hairbrush (the curls nicely on the end ) and i think that just about it.

So what, I'm not legal to buy toys yet :/

 

my fist

 

a banana peel, take a banana and get all the banana off, microwave it, go into the shower and just fuck your dick with the peel very nice

 

A green plastic ninja sword.
And a control stick from my set of devil sticks.
Playstation 3 controller.
Lulz.

Yeah. It's annoying.

 

Hairbrush, Paintbrush, Marker, Fusion power razor.. it vibrates and has like.. ribbs i guess you can say.. feels amazing.

 

Stuck into:
cushion
sock
vacume hose
matress

Stuck in me:
fingers
fat marker
bottle
makeshift dildo


and yes i'm a guy

 

When I am hot, anything that has a vaguely phallic shape has potential!

Curling iron (off, of course), lint brush handle (nice shape for getting started), various cosmetic bottles (small ones for anal), closed glue stick (convenient when at work), ribbed handle of mop, flashlight, utility lighter

 

lotion bottle, bath and body works bottle, sharpies, washable markers, pens, pencils, i even go so desperate at one point that i used a cell phone.

 

Stuck it:

• between cushions
• mattress
• pillow folded in half
• vac cleaner
• toilet roll (didn't really work!)
• sock

I think that's about all. Of course hands are the best. Anything else is really just novelty. Anyone ever tried one of those Flesh Lights? They look hot. Like to try one of those between the mattress and base...

EDIT: As for in me... only a bit of finger experimentation... and not very far.