What's The Wierdest Thing You Guys Have Masturbated In?

Just Wondering? Have You Ever Choked Your Chicken Inside Some ChickeN? What Else Have You Tried It In?

 

parking gargage stairway at kaiser hospital in bellflower

 

Eww Crumm..i've Been There.

 

I busted a nut in an empty jar of lip balm. it filled it up too. I saved it for a couple weeks and toook it to school and left it in a classroom open. I didnt stick around to see what happened though.

 

I also once masterbated in a study stall at the UCR library. Tom Rivera probably turned in his grave.

 

omg crummy you are a freak

 

not really, except for in my moving car on my way to work, I got no other good stories. well none about weord places.

 

I also did it in the break room at work. in danger of getting caught. In the employee bathroom in mcdonalds. That door locked so i got butt ass naked and had a good ol time.
In a tree
on the roof
in a van
in between the garages standing on the windowsill

 

OH!!!! I once masterbated in a safe in the AT shop at VX9 China lake!!!!!

 

Yeah. They'll keep coming to ya for hours.

out my bedroom window
walking down the road
the back of a chruch
railroad tracks

 

woah, read this!
its long, but worth it
http://hipforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=81968

 

a mannequin leg which was wearing a red sock

 

me too

 

Oh my god migu!!! that story is going to haunt me for a long long tiem. I hope i dont have a nightmare about it

 

i just read that story... omfg.... that is soooo beyond nasty it creeped me out.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww so much for dessert

 

I still say that there's nothing that can compare to fucking a large stack of pancakes smothered in in warm syrup and butter! Just the thought of it gives me an uncontrollable throbbing erection.

 

you're so gay

 

I haven't really done anything weird like that, but my friends I used to know at school cummed on a pop tart and gave it to a football coach that always took away your food if he saw you eating, and then he'd eat it right in front of you. So yeah, the dude totally ate it.

 

You made me this way

 

My ex-boyfriend told me that his sister once had a large inflatable tulip, so he lubed it up and went to town.