What's the craziest thing you have ever done?

So, what's the craziest thing you've done?

 

Ran around the mall trying to stab people with the spike on the mask I was wearing while chaned up and being pulled around by some bitch that tried to stab me one time but I'd still fuck her if i could.

 

Un Protected sex with a known hoe. I dont mean a girl of loose morals. I mean a girl every guy I know has done. ALL OF THEM. The only guy I know she said she wouldnt do was a guy who had masterbated his dick crooked and it hurt her, the angle was too sharp. she has said yes to all other askers.

 

eaten bull testicles.

 

accessory to vehicle theft

 

I walked over a pile of tows bar behind a E-2 Hawkeye that was turning 80% on the flight deck right behind the Island(I.e. junkyard) on the Roosevelt(CVN71) I was 6 feet away from a 90 foot drop to a pretty deep part of the Atlantic. Just let one person understand what I just said. Trust me.....not a smart thing.

 

Uh I have to think about it which means nothing crazy has really happened.

 

took everything i owned in my truck, and left my home in new mexico to go to north carolina and get an apartment there for no reason but that a girl i had a crush on and who had a crush on me, in highschool and who id gotten to know by phone and interent lived there.

 

ran through a drive threw and stole the food wen the lady put it out the window

 

gave birth to 4 little assassins.....and now they live here

 

I hope that the craziest thing I ever did will someday be interval illusion

 

To read about the craziest (and most irrational) thing I've ever done, go to:

http://www.hipforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=14414

 

I DIDNT DO SHIT

 

It would have been something.....

http://www.hipforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=6289

"Yahoo buckaroo fuck a bear montana..."

 

"unlawful usage of an automobile"

 

Craziest things I've ever done... Hmm... Let's see.
Once, when me and two of my friends were walking on the street, these three guys we had never met before came to us and we started talking and after a while ended up going to their car and we went for a ride. They turned out to be drug dealers and they were completely stoned and stuff. We drove around for a while and then finally decided to go clubbing. We ended up spending the night in a salsa club, dancing and drinking. I had a great time, the guys were really sweet and nice, but I do realize that it was very irresponsible from us, especially to sit in a car when the driver is completely wasted. So I guess I wouldn't call that crazy... It was more like stupid. Ahh well.
Jumping a bungee jump on the other was completely crazy. I have a terrible fear of heights, but I had no choice when my boyfriend gave the jump as a b-day gift.

 

oh, man. lest i sound like a complete whore....but i had a BLAST!!!!

 

hehe...i know, i'm the girl! but it was a good choice right?

 

Getting a phone call from someone after not seeing them for 27 years and dropping EVERYTHING to move from NC to Ohio to be with him.....

 

It involved needles and lasted about 8 months.