What's Happening???

id assumed all our lady members are babes...

hit me on kik/ @sqnut...

 

I ain't no pig, man.

 

I am a unicorn. that's what they call me on a swinging site. I'm down with that I'll be a unicorn. It was explained to me that I was a unicorn because I was a solo female account that was actively looking for social partners that discluded men. So I was like a fantasy lol.

 

I have no idea what that means but it is a great line.

 

I edited for the explanation.

 

The Urban Dictionary describes a Unicorn as a girl that you can't catch.

Everything about her is so perfect (divine, if you will) getting with her is unfathomable. She is truly a blessing from God.
Bumping into her on the sidewalk is a good day.

 

Well I don't think of myself as divine. Too rough around the edges for that label. But the part where you can't catch me I think worked for the swinging site. Then I added my girl to the account and were unicorns together and a lot of people said to me why bother? But we met other female couples through this and we made one really good couple friends who live a few hours drive and we've met up a few times now and they're great. Little bit older than us, late 30s. We've always gone out for coffee and things. I never went for swinging for the sex I wanted to make friends with other open people. We've never played with them or anything. I got my foot on the brake pedal for a while anyway with any of that. Just doesn't seem right after being married only for a 3 month period. Spark is still there though. It's by far been the best forum community I've been on to look for like minded people of interest. Problem is 95% are single males who only want the one thing. Can't blame them I guess, that's what it's there for but it's not what I ever used it for.

 

Are you calling YFM or me normal?

Because if it's the latter...ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

No but seriously, LMAO!!!!

 

Can't sleep.

 

I've been seeing Autumn and Halloween stuff on pinterest for a couple of weeks.

I figure by August 1st, Christmas stuff will be all over it.

 

You never seen her other pics before?

 

The "straight" married fellas who are cock curious..(smh)

 

Cute!

 

Monthly speeding ticket rituals

1st through the 9th= lazy donut/coffee eating/drinking cops

10th through the 20th= Mr. Nice guy cops

21st through the end of the month= bad guy dick cops = speed traps, administrative quota, zero tolerance.

 

Any nudes? "Inquiring minds want to know" and no this is not E.F. Hutton

 

Sorry Orison......But "Selfies" Are NOT Allowed In The "Whats Happening Forum".......It Would Be

Appreciated If....... In The Future...... That You Post These In A Private Folder......



Cheers Glen.

 

I GOT ONE!

Woo! All up hill from here. I was looking down the barrel of 0-2 and I won my last frame. I fucked it twice, but still came back to win. First game I lost, got jagged can't help dumb luck, second game I was beat, third game I won. And I set this perfect scenario drew the ball back mm perfect, missed the next shot. Then got a long pot, missed the 8 and sat it and he had a ball sitting and he missed it. Phew. Got the win. Yeah only 1 but better than none and like I say, all up hill from here.

It was kind of like losing your virginity. It wasn't pretty, but I got the job done.

Nah fired up as hell, I had the whole club rallying behind me. I did what I needed to today, I went for the stuff I've been practicing, I took my chances, I took my risks. Some paid, some didn't. After practicing so long on my table and get a venue table, we'll a lot of venue tables have plastic pockets so the balls bounce out of hit too hard especially in the centres. My tables I leather on brass so they drop. 3 times in my first frame I went for the side and they popped out. Think about that, that's 3 visits to the table wasted.

 

"Seemingly" normal

 

Who is up and ready to leave the house after 5 minutes of sleeP???

This girl!!!