What you say what you mean

GUYS

1. I'll call you. (Not in this lifetime.)
2. We need to see other people. (I need someone other than you and you need someone that's not me.)
3. I love you but I'm not in love with you. (I wanted sex but sense that's not an option I'm closing the account.
4. Things are going too fast. (I just want sex and you're scaring me.)
5. Maybe we can get together someday. (When I forget what it was about you that I didn't like.)
6. She has a great personality. (If we were going to a sporting event then I'd take her in a heartbeat.)
7.She has a pretty face. (I can't look at the rest of her.)
8. She has a great body. (I want to sleep with her.)
9. She's cute and bubbly. (Dumb as the dog's dish.
10. She's a really nice girl. (You can't ask for sex but feel free to use her for her money.)

Girls

1. I had a great time, smiles and hugs you. (If you are not in the house you aren't getting in there.
2.I don't give my number out because... (Doesn't matter the reason, you are not her type.)
3. Oh I meant to call you. (When I need something.)
4. I think you are a great guy but... (Not when it comes to dating you.)
5. I think we should just be friends. (I think that we should just be friends.)
6. You have a great sense of humor. (You'd almost have to because I can't see anything else I like about you that stands out quite as much.)
7. He's really vocal about his views. (He will argue with you until you want to beat him with a stick.)
8. He's a nice guy. (He's really sweet but boring.)
9. He has a great body. (Trophy boy to show to the friends)
10. He is the strong silent type. (Thick as a brick.)

 

Guy

Scott Peterson: "I'm going fishing."

Girl

Laci Peterson: "Gurgle, Gurgle -(spits blood)- Gags, Gurgle, Gurgle.

 

Yeah it was good ( thanks now i have to go and finish myself off, you shithead)

 

Hahaha...

 

When Holly says:

Let's just be friends.

Holly Means:

Can I still fuck you occasionally when I'm super horny?

Holly
Yes, I am that way

 

do you talk in third person when you talk to people..

 

I say lots of things, but mostly don't know what I mean...

 

Girl : No, its not small (haha holy hell wtf is that)

Guy: No girl your pu-s-s-why is the bomb (now i have to make a trip to her friends house to get the good pussy )

 

No it's not thaaaat loose... (Shit I wonder if she'll notice when I slip it in her ass? )

 

hahah that was funny soulless..heres one like that..

No baby, you're as tight as can be (hell, its like throwing a hot dog down a hallway)

 

Hahaha that made me laugh...

 

Why do guys say I'll call you? Why not just say I had a great time and leave it at that?

 

hahah cause some are brain dead

 

or think that we actually care

 

Hehe a couple of times I actualy intended to call, just never really got around to it, and then forgot...

 

sure, they probably got real depressed and spent hours listening to the cure waiting for you to call..

 

I would get mad when a guy says he'll call if I didn't give him the wrong number in the first place lol.

 

haha, I always tell them that i dont have a phone..

 

Haha I hope not, but oh well, I can't be held responsible for my actions, or lack of...

 

haha your such a heartbreaker soulless