What would your hell look like??

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by cogliostro, Jul 29, 2007.

  1. cogliostro

    cogliostro Sir Psycho Sexy

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    My hell would be being bent over a barrell by a well hung huge dude having gallons of mayonaise poured down my throat while listening to yanni and watching womens golf. what would your hell be??
     
  2. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    You've probably described TGK's heaven.
     
  3. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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  4. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    Those aren't trumpets, they're funnels waiting for Jesus to pour beer down them.... and all he can do is pose for a painting.
     
  5. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    Jesus turns water to wine,

    While he pisses pure beer.
     
  6. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    beer funnels are hell to you?????
    dude, that's just so wrong..ya dirty fucking jew
    my hell would be somewhere where i couldn't eat/sleep/talk/alone and restless, unable to do anything...where my mind just goes utterly insane, and this hell for me is entirely possible in this life, i've been in hell
     
  7. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    There's a catch:

    Those are Budweiser funnels.

    ONLY Budweiser.
     
  8. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    yeah i hate beer, so yeah but still you're a man and therefore should love beer!
     
  9. rebelfight420

    rebelfight420 Banned

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    a well hung black man pounding my tight butt for eternity mmmm
     
  10. whitlam

    whitlam Member

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    hell?
     
  11. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    OOooo budweiser...
    budweiser shits are the best...might as well hook a hose to your ass and pee out your butt right back into the bottle...
     
  12. markjeffrey

    markjeffrey Banned

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    lol
     
  13. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    my hell: an empty room with only a computer that can only connect to hipforums...
     
  14. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    The school I attended minus my friends.
     
  15. A_Lonely_Road

    A_Lonely_Road Member

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    My idea of hell would be me and a television set that only played reality tv.
     
  16. madlizard

    madlizard Senior Member

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    Something much like
    the dystopia described
    in Orwell's 1984.
     
  17. madlizard

    madlizard Senior Member

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    Oh shit,
    and my hell would definitely
    include no sexual pleasure.
    That would just drive me insane.
     
  18. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    ^so 1984 minus the good part then...
     
  19. markjeffrey

    markjeffrey Banned

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    my hell would be a world where nobody ever spelled definitely right :eek:


    you did though thanks so many don't :)
     
  20. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i defenetally agree!!!
     
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