What would you tell to JESUS?

I would tell him what's going to be next? I mean His second coming is a sign for the end of the world. But before, a holy century that will be lived with His return. I have read about this… For the one's who donot know http://www.harunyahya.com/books/faith/secondcoming/secondcoming.php

 

whos jesus?

 

You can cleanse me of my sins, and yet you won't wash my car?!?!?

 

I would tell him to get rid of religion.

 

I would tell him he doesn't look a day over 1500.

 

Same thing I said to him yesterday... Que pasa, hombre?

 

Got a light? *spark...bubble bubble bubble* Wanna hit?

 

I'd ask him why he would let us go? Why we are so destined, it seems, to kill ourselves.

Holly

 

i guess no one is going to answer my question...

 

Jesus was a hippy

 

Jesus was some mexican dude, I think...

 

I would ask him to kill you and others. Many others.

 

A famous hippie with magical powers to turn water into wine......which always comes in handy.....

 

I couldn't agree more!

 

I would tell him - next time keep your mouth shut about your beliefs. Religion/Faith has done wonders for many a person on the individual basis, but expanding it to groups has shown throughout history to do nothing more than create greater problems.

 

Hello Jesus, what have You been up to lately?

 

To which he would probably reply, "Watching football, drinking water"

 

I'd ask him if he'd enjoy some gay sex. Then I'd get him to get me into a casino and we'd have one hell of a party with some hookers in the hotel.

Being dead for 2000 years... ya know he's gotta be craving sex!

 

I'd tell him to suck my ass. He pisses me off.

 

i'd ask him if he would smoke weed, then if he said yes, i'd ask him if he'd spark one wih me