what would you do...

if someone decided that it would be funny to be an asshole and shave your head while you were sleeping or some other sort of shenanigans like that involving you losing your dreads?

just curious

 

put the nine to their dome.

 

Id throwdown and try to shatter an orbital or cheek bone

 

Pull out my .50 and shoot them pointblank in the back of the face.

 

honestly? I have no idea what I would do until the initial rage subsided probably something rash and stupid, after that I would probably hold a grudge until I remembered how stupid I was being and hair grows so meh

 

Curb stomp.

But given that I'd rather not go to jail, I could charge that person with assault and let him pay the legal price instead. (seriously, you can charge people for unconsented hair cutting)

and if that fell through - curb stomp.

Hair may be hair but nobody does anything unconsentual to my body and gets away with it. Pig justice or vigilante justice, something would happen.

 

Violence wouldn't really solve much and certainly would not give me my dreads back, so I'd probably just feel really distraught over the fact that someone actually thought that was funny.

 

well... curb stop... wouldnt give your dreads back, but it would take their teeth from them, and thoes dont grow back
Theres a hefty dental bill....

 

weeerd.
that's like cutting the whiskers off kittens.
it's just downright MEAN.

 

why do so many of you guys have guns?

 

I hope to hell i don't know anyone who would in any way think something so cruel would be funny...
but IFI would probably do thhis

... though I am not usually the litigation type I would probably feel a bit assaulted if someone cut my hair in my sleep

 

i would feel violated, i would prob never talk to that person again, there obviously not good friends if they think that would be funny, its alright if you have short hair it grows back in a week, but with dreads, your talking years of investment and hard work, not to mention the pain. for someone to just get rid of that for a drunken joke......

 

Cause they are cool as shit and it's my right? Just a thought. Why wouldn't you own a gun is the real question.

To the OP, I would no doubt hit the person in the face, hard too. Just once, really hard. If it was a girl, I would cut her hair off instead of hitting them.

 

I don't actually own a gun. Thats how the situation would go down in my head.

In reality I would join the army, steal a tank. Fly to England and get my grandad (ex tank driver man) drive the tank to the poor bastards house. Load the barrel with piranhas and shoot the geeza right in the face

 

i would make a pot of hot coffee and pour it on their face while they sleep

 

Putting lice eggs into someones hair would be a damn good, painless payback.

 

i would buy about 700 live crickets and release them in that person's house

 

lol...they would never hear the end of the chirping without bombing their house with poison.

 

sew the persons lips,nostrils and eyes shut. Then wait for them to sneeze

BOOM MUDDA FUCCKA

 

I would make who ever did it to me look as fucked up as I would with really short hair (it really is horrid) or if they didn't cut the whole dread off I would force them to buy me extensions for my dreads until they grew out again


And I would threaten to sue like I always do