what would you do with a million.....................???

burn them to heat the house


WWYDWA million cheesecakes?

 

try to eat them all....well, maybe share a few...

WWYDWAM kit kats....;-)

 

give em out for hallowe'en

WWYDWAmillion pairs of eye glasses?

 

Donate them to the lion's club to share eyesight with a million people who can't see well.

WWYDWAM strippers?

 

smother myself with all of them....and then mudwrestling and then jello wrestling and then have them all strip for me and then a million lapdances and then more mudwrestling and then more lapdances and then vegetable oil rubdowns and then more lapdances and then more stripping and then a pool party and then maybe when im old and tired ill invite my buddies over to watch me mudwrestle and get lapdances and...................


WWYDWa million iguanas?

 

train them to attack and set them loose on my place of work.

wwydwam ashtrays

 

Take them to a cigar enthusiast convention and give them away.

WWYDWAM pennies?

 

trade them in for 10 000 loonies


WWYDWAmillion tea bags?

 

Sell them to the highest bidder on ebay.

WWYDWAM viagra pills?

 

Give them to my Dad

WWYDWA million public transit buses?

 

put them in traffic all at once

WWYDWAM bears?

 

run for my life!

WWYDWAM bottles of perfume?

 

Open them up and make my house smell like a french whore house.

WWYDWAM soda pop caps?

 

Set them up on sticks and practice my marksmanship


WWYDWAmillion butter knives?

 

oops wrong page

 

set down one after another one at a time all around the earth to see how many times i could go around. what would you do with a million moose antlers?

 

Turn them into back scratchers and make a fortune.

What would you do with a million stretch marks?

 

Visit a dermatologist maybe??.....wow....thats the weirdest millions question yet


WWYDWA million "Vote Obama" signs?

 

spend probably $25,000 then invest the rest. im in a good position right now so i think that would be smart. -.-

 

Build a house out of them



WWYDWAmillion bags of dog food?