What would you do if you woke up in bed with the previous poster?

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  1. Sam_Stoned

    Sam_Stoned Senior Member

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    Fuck the UK filthiness forum. I want to be filthy right here.

    Proceed.
     
    Sam_Stoned, Apr 7, 2010
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  3. Zorba The Grape

    Zorba The Grape Gavagai?

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    I'd be a bit surprised.
     
    Zorba The Grape, Apr 7, 2010
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  5. wild-flowers

    wild-flowers forever arbitrary

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    I would be like " Hey....can I make you breakfast?"
    And by breakfast of course I mean something else.
     
    wild-flowers, Apr 7, 2010
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  7. Sam_Stoned

    Sam_Stoned Senior Member

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    Smile and go back to sleep
     
    Sam_Stoned, Apr 7, 2010
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  9. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    Probably have to question my sexuality wouldn't I?
     
    The Imaginary Being, Apr 7, 2010
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  11. Sam_Stoned

    Sam_Stoned Senior Member

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    I'd wonder why I keep waking up next to guys.
     
    Sam_Stoned, Apr 7, 2010
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  13. SweetBlasphemy

    SweetBlasphemy Senior Member

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    Spit...
     
    SweetBlasphemy, Apr 7, 2010
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  15. Sam_Stoned

    Sam_Stoned Senior Member

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    Tell her to drive me home. After she packs up a bowl cooks me a meal and gives me some cigarettes.
     
    Sam_Stoned, Apr 7, 2010
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  17. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    start drinking.
     
    I'minmyunderwear, Apr 7, 2010
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  19. Sam_Stoned

    Sam_Stoned Senior Member

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    Stop drinking. lmao
     
    Sam_Stoned, Apr 7, 2010
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  21. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    apologize.
     
    mamaKCita, Apr 7, 2010
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  23. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

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    I would serve her breakfast in bed.
     
    Piaf, Apr 7, 2010
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  25. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    apologise.
     
    mamaKCita, Apr 7, 2010
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  27. Chris92

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    id ask u why u spell apologize 2 different ways
     
    Chris92, Apr 7, 2010
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  29. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    because i wanna.

    call the cops.
     
    mamaKCita, Apr 7, 2010
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  31. Sam_Stoned

    Sam_Stoned Senior Member

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    Make sure I give you a good reason to be sorry. Limpingly sorry.
     
    Sam_Stoned, Apr 7, 2010
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  33. Chris92

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    I'd just be glad I got out of jail thanks to mamaK
     
    Chris92, Apr 7, 2010
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  35. lode

    lode Banned

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    Hold for ransom.
     
    lode, Apr 7, 2010
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  37. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    be grateful.
     
    mamaKCita, Apr 7, 2010
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  39. gorilla warfare

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    take my clothes off and dance for her.
     
    gorilla warfare, Apr 7, 2010
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