What to expect

Hey, I was here along time ago but left cuz some ppl were being idiots on here. I need major help now though. My bf and I are thinking of going up a level to sex and I've never done it before and neither has he. I want to know what to expect all during it and after. We're gonna use protection too....

 

It's impossible to tell you what to expect, and that's why sex is so great.

 

Well, let's see.

During the act of copulation, expect a strong urge to take a big steaming shit on his face.

After the deed has been done, expect him to floss your ass with the used condom.

This whole process should take three minutes. Five minutes if he's a trooper.

Good luck. Happy fucking.

 

just remember he wont respect you unless you give him anal and then finish him off with a blowjob.

 

Where do they breed girls like this?

And can I put my name on the list for one?

 

dont let them fool you, almost all girls like this

 

Have met a couple but there definatedly in the minority.

That shit should come standard

 

well, they like to play hard to get. you basically have to pretend to force them. thats how you make them respect YOU....doing it willingly is how they get you to respect THEM




course i'm making this all up, so whatever.

 

In that order.

 

Makebelieve or no.... Its quite a pleasent thought.

 

exactly. hey toolmaggot, i dont respect you much. come over and remedy that.

hah, or not

 

expect sex

 

Not quite sure what you mean by "going up a level to sex and I've never done it before and neither has he." Are you just talking about regular intercourse? Or something else? And if you mean intercourse, have you and he already had sex in other ways, like oral for example?

 

If your cherry is still intact expect some pain and bleeding during the first few minutes or so, especially if your dude has a big shlong.

 

I've been reading some stuff and I found out that girls can also be born without a hymen. I think I'm one of those girls. We've gone as much as him fingering me now so I think we're ready. Apparently I have two g-spots cuz he said he felt to rough spots in me. *shrugs* I've never had sex in my life and neither has he.

 

did you get the pm i sent?

 

Yep. Sounds like we'll just have to see what happens....

 

Either I never had one or broke it and didn't know it. Eh well.

You don't have two g-spots. There's a whole bunch of shit goin' on in your chookie, dude.

 

maybe SHE has your gspot....

 

i thought she was talking about her hymen, not her gspot