What the hell mom!!!

so i havent lived with my parents for like what five years now? hell if i know. but anyways last night me an the boys decided to try some of this Pineapple smellin weed shit we just got from this dumbass kid. when as soon as i gather the bong and other various implements, i receive the gentle sounds of a knock at the door gracing my sweet sweet eardrums. followed by

''Random Drug Search!"

and i look through the peephole and my moms sitting right there on my porch, she comes in smells weed and out of nowhere tells me about how she used to smoke and wanted to try it again. long story short my mom payed me forty bucks for a gram of the pinapple weed.

Im absolutely shitfaced right now, never knew my mom was so cool.

 

why would u charge ur mom 40 bucks for a gram?

 

haha you ripped off your own mom, talk about bad karma.

 

yea awesome story other than that though

 

Yeah talk about a straight dick ripping off your mom

 

what a dick .. you even charged mom... she should boot your sorry ass out

 

yeah thats some serious douchebaggery rippin off your mom like that....give her the money back or at least a few more grams

 

that's fucked up, man.

 

haha i asked for twenty man she gave me forty ( im thinking she was drunk ) but yeah shit now you guys got me feelin bad about it, oh well

 

yea guys, let's play nicely

let's hear it

good idea

 

The logical thing to do would be to visit your mom with a nice joint at some point in the near future.

 

yeah swing by one day and kick your mom another gram or two..

 

will do man will do

 

I can’t believe you ripped your mom off

 

bbbahahahaha CANADIANS!lloolollo

 

bahahhahahha americans who generalize other countries

 

Fuckin burn

 

My mum told me today that she might start smoking again which is great My dad does aswell and I ripped him off by accident before. Got a half of thai stick in one bag and half of it was for my dad but I had to split it without a scales and was just smoking from the bag with my friends when we got it. Ended up smoking over a quarter but I gave him a free 8th of skunk next time

 

Yeah, its just an act they put on till the kids get into adulthood.

The Weed thing is probably just the start

Other stuff you are probably not going to want to know about, like stories involving half the football team in College but your mum wasnt like that right, cos she's your mum, she loves your dad very very much etc etc LOL

 

not for me

my parents have always been very open about drugs although its only weed for them now and the occasional cup of mushy tea for my dad, my parents are split up though and my mum doesnt know about me buying stuff for my dad..she probably wouldnt be too happy about that