What makes you better than a Crack Whore?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Vanilla Gorilla, Nov 10, 2010.

  1. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    What exactly makes you think you are better than a Crack Whore, of greater value to society than your average Crack Whore?


    Think of all the good work they do:


    All those perverts out there, who if it werent for crack whores might be targeting others, possibly your kids.

    Think of all those South Americans and thier families who would starve if it wasnt for the drug trade.


    All the people employed in Border Protection and their families, that rely on their income


    Crack Whores:

    Help reduce world poverty
    Promote Globalisation
    Help diffuse the impact of perverts


    And you think you are better than them cos of your little office job where you stamp invoices that someone else double checks anyway?


    Ok, so they may not be any help to the dental industry, but dentists are already rich anyway from overcharging so fuck em, but the Pope should annoint a patron Saint of Crack Whores, without them the world would be a darker place.

    And we should establish Crack Whore Universities, so that Crack Whore Babies can in turn become Crack Whores themselves, so they can build up a resistance to some of our nastier viruses like HIV, then that resistance can be used to develop vaccines for us all
     
  2. Spicey Cat

    Spicey Cat DMT Witch (says husband)

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    I vote. I am capable of holding down a job. I don't use the ER other than about once every 10-12 years. In many cases, I make or grow my own drugs. How's that for a start?
     
  3. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    I'm Beginning To Think You Spend Way Too Much Time In The Mid-Day Sun

    Without A Hat...[​IMG].



    Cheers Glen.
     
  4. High Plaines Drifter

    High Plaines Drifter Member

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    I give opportunities to the less fortunate by providing my services pro bono, unlike all the other greedy capitalist crack whores who are only in it for themselves.
     
  5. deleted

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    I love crack whores.. fact that most escort cost an average $60 a 1/2hr... I could get the same action for a $10 piece of crack. And I know some pretty snaps too, I also know some very ugly crackheads that I wouldnt dare give them anything. like putting milk on the porch for kittens, you will never get rid of them...
     
  6. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    My drug of choice doesn't severely diminish my hot bitch levels.
     
  7. antithesis

    antithesis Hello

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    Uh, yeah. Well, for one, I don't spread disease all across the land.
     
  8. easygoing

    easygoing conservative jerk

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    For starters I don't smoke crack so that makes me better than them, I have more teeth, there's no picture of me at all the local business that say "thief", I don't have any STD's named after me, I don't have dried up pecker tracks on my face, I don't smell like shame and B.O., and no one has ever mistaken me for Golem from Lord of the Rings.
     
  9. PB_Smith

    PB_Smith Huh? What? Who, me?

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    Thats a tough one. I will say though that based upon the content of the majority of your postings VG, I honestly think you haven't exhibited anything that would make you any better than your average crack whore.
    So you should be proud that you are of the same value to society as a crack whore.
    :2thumbsup:
     
  10. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Fell Off My Puuuter Chair Laughing, Any Ongoing Medical Bills From This,

    Accident, Will Be Mailed To Personally PB_Smith...[​IMG].



    Cheers Glen.
     
  11. deleted

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    I know some 50yr old's still smoking crack like its the newest thing on earth .. knowing they've been smoking for 30 yrs is saddening..
    personally I dont dislike the drug high all that much, when done right its smooth, not as dirty as meth - does not lead to meth mouth like some assume. Though basers smoking out of hot metal pipes isnt very good for your teeth..
    some cocaine is better than others for cooking into crack, other cocaines crack return might be slimy, to not hardening at all, other than that re=rocking precooked crack is probably the best thing you can do for the product from the street. put the rock in a spoon with water, cook it til it melts allow it to harden/ though when I cook crack like this I like to pull it off wet and put it on a pen pipe. It will drip and sink into teh screen and smoke better.. but will harden.
    high gets boring after a while. I dont have a problem with a person that wants a blast or two a day, I do have a problem with the ones that want to spend every cent they have on it and still ask for more..
    I dont know how you can enjoy it then...
     
  12. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    I recycle.
     
  13. creedlespeek

    creedlespeek Member

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    I treat all people in my profession with far less bias than most folks are capable of. You may think I'm a bitch on wheels, but there's a reason I always get put with the angry, combative, irritable patients.
     
  14. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    I miss crack sluts...some of the most loyal and disloyal girls out there
     
  15. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Morality and giggles aside, there would be more people employed as a result of crack whore related problems / issues, compared to your boring do-gooder office worker, so in that sense they are greater contributors to society.

    As an example there was a porno site I visited - crackwhoreconfessions cos I was going to put up a pic of your average crack whore to go with this thread (thats not spamertisement, was just saying)

    Couldnt find a porno site called taxaccountantconfessions or similar ;)


    Finally, in the end, really what makes us think we are better than anyone? Even those considered society's lowest rung of the ladder
     
  16. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    We’re not any better but if we don’t at least strive to be better there’s little hope for the future :(

    Hotwater
     
  17. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    You're challenging me to defend an assertion that I haven't made?
     
  18. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    So you are better than a crack whore?


    H
     
  19. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    I'm better at not smoking crack but I'm not really qualified to go beyond that.
     
  20. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    The question itself almost sounds like Jeff Foxworthy challenging a contestant on whether he/she is smarter than a fifth grader [​IMG]


    Hotwater
     

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