what jobs can you do smoking pot ?

well thats pretty odvios
altho i think that there are certain jobs ya shouldnt do stoned regardless

 

Being a Pizza Delivery boy would be really easy to even smoke on the job. That is if you're comfortable driving a lot while stoned...

 

lol used to drivin alot while stoned..who isnt..lol
damn i couldnt imagine drivin across the country without some bud..its you need coffee & bud in just the right proportions to do that..i think the weeds even more important then coffee for keeping u alert & awake & focused

as long as u can roll joints 1 handed or have someone else to pack bowls or somethin

 

Kmart could be the easiest job when your stoned. walk around and say hi to ppl and answer their questions.. u run into some wierd ppl tho and u have to try hard not to laugh in front of them. its fun when 3/4 of us stock 01's are blitzed together... real fun times...

 

i was a pizza boy over the summer but i never got high for it, even though im extremely confortable with driving stoned... just not a big fan of working stoned, its kinda like my time off smoking lol, my breaks

 

haha yeah any place that doesnt require drug tests, I tend to shy away from those kind of jobs that require me to pee in a cup. I use to work all these odd jobs for awhile (right now unemployed but looking) and well the best work I've had was at this little music place, nonstop jazz and blues and all I really did was lay with the guitar on my belly and most of the people that came in were people I knew so I could always take a little nap but of course someone else had to be watching the store as well. But nothing lasts forever and the little place went out of business, My boss moved back in with his wife to resume his dreary little existence with her. It was quite a bummer, never did warm up to his wife...she seemed rather mean. Hmmm I wonder what he's doing now....

 

dish washer (I did=
pizza boy..I agrree best stoner job
but I'd add national park warden too..

 

yeah, those are all good ones.
Driving across country stoned and wired is good but who would pay you to do it?
aren't park rangers federal employees and thus have to drug test? I'd think so.
I used to sell newspaper subscriptions door to door in Central Tampa stoned; we would get dropped off in the projects and shit, crazy.
Kmart's good in the sporting goods and garden sections but I kept hanging out in the break room until they put me on a front register where they could eyeball me better.
I met this pot head who was a dumpster diver which seems ideal. He was in Boulder CO and said he'd find buds and everything (lots of rich college student that smoke). He would sell it at the flea market and had lots of stuff like laptops and stereos. But, the competition (like landscaper) is intense.

 

full time bum

can ya spare some change for a bag of weed?

 

Any job can be a stoner job, as long as you make sure that you are completely aware, safety-wise, and efficient.

Summer 2005 I was pitching for some spray-on tattoo place out in Calgary stoned out of my face and summer 2006 I was a full-time painter, making around 800 bucks every 2 weeks and being stoned off my ass as much as I could.

Watch out for supervisors!

 

Or weed food... It would be a lot easier

 

ganja food chef
hell..actualy just open a ganja food resteraint
yad be a stoned ass millionare

 

The only problem is that unless you're above the law, you can only make them in places where they already have stoney food restaurants.

XD How about a McPothead's?

 

Most short order kitchens have at least one stoner, I worked at a steakhouse once where easily 3/4 of the staff smoked...sometimes all at once

I don't think pot would inhibit a stoner during any job, because anything can be learned how to do stoned, and learned how to do well. Even brain surgery. Maybe not on heavy hash like grass though...

Landscaping is the BEST high, especially if you got a stoner crew

 

I wish people would know how high we are when we install thier counter tops. We get blazed to and from every job (which is sometimes 15 minutes and sometimes a hour or more of a drive). A guy and I install stone and solid surface counter tops that can cost upwards of $10,000 every day. We once put in a $22,000 kitchen after smoking a ridiculously huge blunt. It was great.

 

a rapper

 

X2

 

um anything.
but for me,i worked at an ice crem parlor for three years and half the time i was blazed.

 

dockmaster at any marina. bellboy at hotels. tourguide mabe?

 

late night chauffer

I think a dream job for a chain toker would be a college philosophy professor.

Just walk in the classroom like "Good afternooon, class! Today, we'll be discussing the earth-shattering concepts of Emmanuel-friggin-Kant, man! WOOT!"