what jobs can you do smoking pot ?

Dishwasher and lawn maintanence it all I can think of. Maybe security guard.

 

i shoveled horse shit

 

ceo policeman doctor
anyting creative..artist musician
construction destruction farming president
preist and the most odvios pot dealer

just about any job with just a few exception

i wouldnt do the following (at least wouldnt smoke 24 hours b4 i worked)
pilot
firefighter
bomb disposal

 

Your thinking skills suck then.

 

drivethrough five days a week all summer long.

 

ganjah smuggling

 

Couch tester, Pizzia Taster, South Park Critic, Cannabis Cup Judge.

I had to shovel chicken sh!t for about 10 million chickens. Madness pure madness.

-B!ll

 

The obvious choice would be: chef.

 

pilots get drunk all the time

 

designer, artist, full time chiller, head shop, farmer...

 

true..but shouldnt
& i'm a pilot (well havent finnished getting my liscence yet..but..) & i would never smoke or drink 24 hours b4 i fly
theres just some things u need to be fully aware for
the average airline pilot may be able to fly drunk cause in general flying a large jet is accomplished more by just setting dials & stuff then actualy hands on control of the plane

 

ha, if only!

 

hahaha well..thats me..full time chiller for life

the pay sux but the benifits package cant be beat

 

Lets see all the jobs i've done stoned all the time.

Pizza boy - Best stoner job there is
Waiter - Definatly another good one
Car salesman - Ok that one sucked
Catering Place - lots of good food to munch on...that worked

Now Just Poker Grinder - Pretty much nuts stoner job, no set hours etc. Just playing cards high for money

 

actually the average airline pilot doesnt fly drunk and flying a large jet isnt mainly settting dials and stuff. my father's a pilot

 

i wasnt the 1 that said most do if you look back i just said ..or ok meant a modern airliner has so many built in systems & everything that once u know the systems the actual flying isnt quite the same, like i fly gliders which is more pure flight then a power plane but jets much of the flying is on autopilot you set your orintation on vor's & flight path & everythings largly hands off..or at least is able to be..even like landing aproach can be done hands off the stick...turns & course adjustment can all be done by resetting controls instead of total hand on stick control in a 3 dimensional environment.. know what i mean? nothin against jet pilots it takes mad skill & knowledge to do that..& training..& they do need alotta flight experience..just sayin if they did fly high..the plane is more forgiving because of all the built in safeties..u cant spin in... they have so many controls theyre dificult to get into uncontrolled situations...like the dive into the towers they woulda had to disable systems just to do that diving turn...
anyway babbling..lol..pretty stoned

 

in case ya were wonderin...

this is the 1 i flew...only made it to a couple solo flights tho cause need a vehicle to get there to finnish gettin my liscence



its got a 57 foot wingspan.. but the cockpits real tight for me & i'm like skinny & shit

its wild gettin in thermals with hawks & eagles just circling with you off your wintip...

 

is that a glider? i dont know shit about planes but i dont see an engine, or propellers lol

 

yea it is...ya get towed up behind a tow plane then just look for thermals
if u dont find any your down in 20 min..the longest i was up 1 flight is 5 hours..coulda stayed up alot longer but gf was gettin pissy waitin on the ground...i wanna eventualy get a motorglider & do like a travilin barstorming kinda thing...& wanna fly into a gathering & set up a bungy launch & take ppl up over the site someday..but nah a bungy lauch would freak anyone stoned out badly...think it would freak me out the first dozen times..u go up realy steep & fast..anyways more jobs u can do stoned... i think u gotta be stoned to be a mortician.. ohh 1 of those park rangers that just sit in fire towers all night..i know theyre stoned & usualy will smoke ya out...

 

any job that doesn't drugtest...IMO