It's pretty simple. Just take the first syllable of your real name then put dog after it. An example would be if your name is say... Gaylord you'd be gaydog. With any luck you all will realize the awesomeness of it all and the forums would be populated with a bunch of new usernames proclaiming the loyal church of "the dog". My username would would remain the same but keep the postcount and I'll remain superior while dispensing the edicts with which to live your lives! MUHAHAHA!!! or you know whatever give it a shot.