what is the stupidest.....

....thing you have ever heard someone say?

the other day a friend of mine uttered that 'not many people speak chinese'`

 

I hear this one all the time

"what's a hard drive?"

 

I could answer but I always turn off my comprehension when my boss speaks. Everything he says would qualify.

 

People say so many stupid things all the time that I can't pick out one particular thing that I've heard.

 

we had a new student in my school last year from columbia. she was a really nice girl but some other girl hated her for some ridiculous reason over a guy...anyways one day they were arguing and the girl goes "why dont you go back to columbia you stupid mexican!"

now that is some stupid shit

 

One time my stupid brother got drunk and got real angry at me cause he thought I stole his X-Box (which I dind't) and he said to me "Do you want to get killed and ass-raped?". I swear to God my own brother said that to me.

 

We were discussing Industrialism and Post-industrialism in American History.

Somebody said, "Mr. H, what was the 19th amendment again?"

This brilliant girl Courtney responds, "Thou shalt not steal, DUH."

One of her finest moments. She actually thought she was right.

 

I remember this lady coming into where I work; she was apparently a very pregnant woman having contractions that obviously were hurting her really bad...a co-worker of mine walks up to her and asks, "Are you pregnant?" I about fell on the floor laughing.

 

you sound seriously nerdy there kid. fuckin nerdlingers.

 

Yeah. You sound sooooo much smarter and overall less dorky than he does. Will you be my dad?

 

This should enlighten y'all about the quality of my friends:

"The hardest part about drinking and driving is paying attention."

or, alternatively (from a completely seperate person)

"The worst thing about drinking and driving is that it's so fuckin' fun."

 

"Homosexualtiy is genetic" -Bill

.. sigh poor bill

 

Probably not the dumbest, but close. Some girl walks into the storage place I work at and was like "Wow, so you can like take stuff from your house and put it here?!?!"

 

I din't say that. My brother did.

 

and who u callin "kid" junior? I'm 7 years older than you.

 

hahaha shut up i would have pissed myself if i heard that

 

hmm interesting, I was going to go copy and paste all the threads you made and put them in this thread...but I dont have that much time...

 

You should have seen the look on her face, she was dead serious.

 

dumbass people going "oh, are you open" when they walk into the store, and we're helping people, doors are open, musics on etc. And of course, the idiots who pull open the doors and walk into the store when the music is off and start perusing the store, thinking that we're still open... of course we're open, we have the doors closed, that's a clear indicator of a store being open for shopping in right?

gaaaah

and the idiots who think they're being hilarious when there's a buy one get one for something sale, and they're all "oh, buy the right shoe and get the left shoe for x off? HAHAHAAHAA"

yes, they really do laugh at their own jokes like that. It makes me want to stab them

 

was she blonde