What is the Person above you God of?

a brass monkey was an eggcartonesque platform for pyramids of iron cannon balls to wrest upon .....when temperatures dove the dissimilar metals expanding .....it would become cold enuff ta freeze the balls off a brass monkee

 

god of maggots and hot dogs

 

bratworst goddess

 

god of dogs eating thier own shit, and trying to make them stop.

 

god of telling el commandante to pass mi la pipa

 

god of spam

 

god of spanking his monkey

 

goddess of impotance

 

god of ill gladly pay you tommorrow for a cheeseburger today

 

god of athletes foot

 

In a dark basement there is an immortal animal who sits in the center of the floor. If you get too close it attacks you, if you get too far away, it cries out so loudly that you are allowed no rest until you return. You cannot kill the creature. Your only choice is either to tame the beast or to endure the desire to live without it.

Colenzo is the God of that choice.

 

Varuna is the god of naykidape posting this thread in the first place

 

God Of All Athiests

 

makno is the god of lesbian porn

 

crummy is god of amputee porn gay n strait

 

makno is god of godlessness

 

God of Crums... (Bah ~ All creativity has left me right now, sorry crummy!)

 

goddess of faecal excretement

 

goddess of the aussies

 

Godess of looking shifty with those eyes