what is in your pocket right now?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by warmhandedcanadian, Feb 29, 2008.

  1. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

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    or your purse/murse right at this moment.

    I have visene (sp?)
    Lip gloss/stick (variety of 4-5)
    gum
    smokes
    lighter
    handsanitizer
    money
    hand creme
    pantiliner


    what do you have in your pocket/purse?
     
  2. bird_migration

    bird_migration ~

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    A hole.
     
  3. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

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    so you can't put anything in it then?
     
  4. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    I keep midgets in my purse...I think they tried to escape last night :(
     
  5. bird_migration

    bird_migration ~

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    No, I can only put something out.
     
  6. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    Put it away, Bird.
     
  7. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    In my purse:
    my day planner
    tampon
    wallet
    keys
    mace
    anti-bacterial morsturizing hand gel - cucumber melon
    lip gloss
    highlighter
    advil
    lube....wtf? hahaha I have no idea why that is in there.
     
  8. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

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    so stuff you don't need then ........

    like a copy of Reader's Digest from 1992
     
  9. bird_migration

    bird_migration ~

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    I let nature go its way.
     
  10. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

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    A condom.
    Cause you never know.
     
  11. The Indy Hippy

    The Indy Hippy Member

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    yet somehow when he puts something out something else manages to go in, man. Like a far out circle of inyoutyness

    Any way I've got a cell, car keys, an' a bowl in my pocket man...
     
  12. scarlettchasingroses

    scarlettchasingroses strawberry tart

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    in my bag
    hemp chapstick
    wallet
    cellphone
    camera
    snot rag
    keys
    breath mints tin without breath mints in it
    lighter
     
  13. wa bluska wica

    wa bluska wica Pedestrian

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    both pockets empty
     
  14. lode

    lode Banned

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    I've given up pants.
     
  15. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    cate...

    cross reference with bird's leapyear thread.
     
  16. InfernoMunky

    InfernoMunky Member

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    toothpicks....
     
  17. The Indy Hippy

    The Indy Hippy Member

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    how dare you pick my tooth....
     
  18. Autentique

    Autentique wonderfabulastic

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    I dont have any pockets but in my purse I have:
    My wallet, with Id, some money
    Lip Gloss
    Lip Balm
    Lighter
    Keys
    Student ID, Bus Pass
    My passport
    A boarding pass
    My camera
    Gloves
    Dominican Money
    Earrings
    Sunglasses
    A necklace
    Another pair of earrings
    a hairband
     
  19. Beckner420

    Beckner420 troll

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    holy shit batman lol.

    I got literally nothing in my poclets. i keep my shit elsewhere.
     
  20. MollyBoston

    MollyBoston Fluffer

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    Ha, Tree...lube in your purse. Because, again, you never know.

    I have:
    a fucking lot of receipts
    Chapstick
    Another chapstick
    Lip gloss
    Mascara
    Keys
    Tampon
    Condom (oh hey, not expired! Woo!)
    Wallet
    Half a roll of lifesavers that are completely covered with lint and disgusting
    Those breath strip things that taste disgusting but they totally work
    A pen
    My iPod but no ear buds, where the hell are my ear buds?
    Phone

    Cute boy is wondering why I'm taking everything out of my purse and typing as I do it.
     

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