what is in your pocket right now?

or your purse/murse right at this moment.

I have visene (sp?)
Lip gloss/stick (variety of 4-5)
gum
smokes
lighter
handsanitizer
money
hand creme
pantiliner


what do you have in your pocket/purse?

 

A hole.

 

so you can't put anything in it then?

 

I keep midgets in my purse...I think they tried to escape last night

 

No, I can only put something out.

 

Put it away, Bird.

 

In my purse:
my day planner
tampon
wallet
keys
mace
anti-bacterial morsturizing hand gel - cucumber melon
lip gloss
highlighter
advil
lube....wtf? hahaha I have no idea why that is in there.

 

so stuff you don't need then ........

like a copy of Reader's Digest from 1992

 

I let nature go its way.

 

A condom.
Cause you never know.

 

yet somehow when he puts something out something else manages to go in, man. Like a far out circle of inyoutyness

Any way I've got a cell, car keys, an' a bowl in my pocket man...

 

in my bag
hemp chapstick
wallet
cellphone
camera
snot rag
keys
breath mints tin without breath mints in it
lighter

 

both pockets empty

 

I've given up pants.

 

cate...

cross reference with bird's leapyear thread.

 

toothpicks....

 

how dare you pick my tooth....

 

I dont have any pockets but in my purse I have:
My wallet, with Id, some money
Lip Gloss
Lip Balm
Lighter
Keys
Student ID, Bus Pass
My passport
A boarding pass
My camera
Gloves
Dominican Money
Earrings
Sunglasses
A necklace
Another pair of earrings
a hairband

 

holy shit batman lol.

I got literally nothing in my poclets. i keep my shit elsewhere.

 

Ha, Tree...lube in your purse. Because, again, you never know.

I have:
a fucking lot of receipts
Chapstick
Another chapstick
Lip gloss
Mascara
Keys
Tampon
Condom (oh hey, not expired! Woo!)
Wallet
Half a roll of lifesavers that are completely covered with lint and disgusting
Those breath strip things that taste disgusting but they totally work
A pen
My iPod but no ear buds, where the hell are my ear buds?
Phone

Cute boy is wondering why I'm taking everything out of my purse and typing as I do it.