What if

Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by water_dreamer, Nov 27, 2004.

  1. water_dreamer

    water_dreamer I

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    you were thinking about someone special and you were all like "i wonder where they are right now and what they're doing at this exact moment?" and what if they were sitting on the toilet taking a big crap?
     
  2. soulrebel51

    soulrebel51 i's a folkie.

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    Well....that would just be grand :(
     
  3. Orsino2

    Orsino2 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Hahahahha... I've thought about the same thing too. :D

    I've always been like "Hmm... maybe I should ask them when the last time they took a crap was" :D :p
     
  4. water_dreamer

    water_dreamer I

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    hahhaha wow...we should write books!
     
  5. Orsino2

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    Yeah... but what would they be about... :p
     
  6. water_dreamer

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    how whenever you're wondering where a special someone is and what they are doing, theyre sitting on a toilet taking a big crap...it sounds short but it'll be a really long book
     
  7. FreakyJoeMan

    FreakyJoeMan 100% Batshit Insane

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    'Twerd be ironic if someone was reading this book on the crapper, no?
     
  8. Edward G.

    Edward G. Edwardson

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    well you know me and katie are gonna write a series of short stories, and in each one yer gonna be randomly butt raped :D (yes, we have already thought this out :D)
     
  9. soulrebel51

    soulrebel51 i's a folkie.

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    Hmm....I'm going to write a song about that. :D :rolleyes:
     
  10. Orsino2

    Orsino2 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Well that's just dandy! :D
     
  11. SurfhipE

    SurfhipE Senior Member

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    heh heh Lisa, I was a little confused...and then read it again and started laughing hystarically......
     
  12. lover/young_peace

    lover/young_peace Senior Member

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    Yes we are. :D random butt-rapes on a poor character named George is the next big thing in horror fiction. :D It's gonna sweep the nation. :D
     
  13. Edward G.

    Edward G. Edwardson

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    haha we should start on the first one :D this'll be so fun :D
     
  14. water_dreamer

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    OoOoOo...am i your inspiration????? i hope im your inspiration to that song..if im not ill just die :(

    glad to be of service
     
  15. soulrebel51

    soulrebel51 i's a folkie.

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    Haha sure.... I've actually forgotten what this thread is about, I'll have to go read again.... but lately I've been writing songs like crazy.... you don't need to be a master poet to write catchy songs, just look at some of the early Beatles hits :p
     
  16. water_dreamer

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    stop smoking pot!
    lol
     
  17. Soulless||Chaos

    Soulless||Chaos SelfInducedExistence

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    What if, while sitting on the toilet taking a big crap, they were thinking about you too? :confused: :rolleyes:
     
  18. water_dreamer

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    aww that's actually kinda sweet..hehe
     
  19. lover/young_peace

    lover/young_peace Senior Member

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    Oh god yes. :D

    It should start with George, walking down the road to the gas station. He gets so caught up in his own perverted daydream he never saw it coming.....

    :D
     
  20. Edward G.

    Edward G. Edwardson

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    mwahaha!! yeah it'll start out with him gettin butt raped, then in the other ones it'll happen at any time :D hahaa..... who should it be in the first one who gets him? :D whoever it is they should show up later in the story :D
     
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