What If You Were An Animal

Well, what if you were an animal, and what would you be?

And no, you can't be a human, that is an animal too, but we're talking about animals that you currently are not.

 

To start this off, I have to be honest and say that I have no idea what animal I would like to be. I'm not actually sure what I'd be.

I'm not even sure which animals I'm torn between.

My mind is in the gutter right now, it's flaccid and useless. Slow and dreary.

Maybe someone can suggest a sucker fish for me? Maybe I just need to clean the inside of my brain's tank for a while. Lol

 

Panther and Nastassja Kinski can be my mate for life

 

I'd be a lion then and I'd still beat you. Just like in human form. :boxing:

But yeah seriously.

Male Lion cause I want a big beautiful mane
Great white shark
Polar bear.

I guess I don't care what sex I am for shark or bear.

 

I like, such a beautiful animal.

Did you get a chance to see Marvel's Black Panther?

 

I think it'd be pretty cool to be a falcon. Or a honey badger.

 

Maybe even an elephant.
Nothing says "get outta my way" quite like an elephant.

 

Absolutely I have it on DVD

 

I think you gave me an idea...

I would want to be an elephant too. Not only does it say, get out of my way, but they're intelligent, caring, and maternal. All the qualities I want in life - in an animal.

 

Lol. Seen it 20 times brah.

 

It was a fantastic movie! I watched it twice in theaters and a third time on the TV.

Love all the references to modern day issues in it. It was a really good movie dealing with minority issues within the comic storyline.

 

The only thing I don't like about the African elephant is it will trample all over a lion den to kill the baby lions. I like lions. African elephants are also heavy drinkers and can smell beer over 20 miles away and have been known to stampede a village down to get to the beer.

Another quality that works for me.

 

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An elephant? OK

At least it’s achievable, just put on 40 or 50 lbs….lol…

 

I'd be a dog so I could poop anywhere lol

 

I'd be a wolf over a dog I need to put wolf in there.

Actually to hell with the shark they're cool and all but I'm substituting shark for wolf.

 

To bite Jeff Gordon lol

 

Oi.

 

I heard on an F1 forum on PlayStation Jeff will be a F1 racer for 1 season in F1

 

Yeah that works for me too. More beer please

 

Ehh he's too old I feel. That's bee a rumour since 2004 lol.