What funny happened to you today?

For me...a woman in her forties called me a stupid little slut.


It gave me great pleasure.

 

I opened the door to the trailer and was chased by wasps. I had to run all the way back to the house. haha My dad looked at me and asked what was wrong and I told him and he laughed until he cried.

 

That sucks.... Bees are scary... man I'm just tripping cause it was a grown woman from this site that flipped on me. The message is so funny I'm thinking of printing it out and putting it on my fridge as an accomplishment. :lol:

 

really nothing yet

 

I love those. I've been bitched at because of my flirting with booshnoogs. I deleted it though.

 

The walls of the Inn that I work at are very thin.

I heard three AWESOME things today.

1) A guy pushing out a massive shit

2) A couple having crazy monkey sex

3) A woman tearing her husband a new one for ruining their anniversary by talking on the phone?

I stood outside each door at the time they happened and cracked up.

It was a moderately good laugh day

 

Nothing funny happened to me today.

YET.

 

Haha Im not sure....Ill say going to get a Falafel at the Pita Pit, and watching them stuff every vegetable into the pita bread like it was a bag, and trying to eat this massive vegan sandwich...mmmmmm...soo good

 

1.00 am counts. got the boot from Suite 181 for no reason. walked around Market Street in the rain with a slurpy. was defended by a bum(don't ask). my feathered boa was fondled by a bum and now I think it has hepititis b. took a dare to walk into a sex store and ask for their biggest dildo and ass beads.

 

So, what about being defended by that bum?

 

it's kinda hard to explain but, I'll try. we're walking around, fresh, just got the boot and the bum compliments us on our fits. He then says, you guy'll need protection I'll be your bodyguard. then he accompanied us for about 2 blocks, shoving anybody on the streets away from us and defending us from nothing. I thought it's because he wanted money but, when we reached 7/11 he shook our handa, hugged my brother and said god bless you it was a pleasure working for you. crazy.

 

That is totally fucking awesome man!


I love it!

 

Ahhh, nothing that happened to me compares to Hyphy's experience. However, we were pretty steady at work today, faaaar from slammed, and I sent an order out for the drive-thru and the girl working drive says, "Ew, I don't like that guy, he's weird," then she opens the window and I see this HUGE afro. I just burst out laughing, since she said he was weird and the first thing I saw was just poooof. Ahahaha.

 

hahahaha thats aweesome kinky

 

so i decide to take nap...thinking i had set my alarm and everything. and i wake up an hour later than what i had planned because i didn't really set the stupid fucking alarm and now i missed dinner

 

:lol:

 

i'm hungry!

 

You can't eat now? I'm hungry too even though I already ate.... glad D bought groceries yesterday.....

 

no, can't eat now unless i go buy something from the grill...

the cafe is only open an 1 1/2 for dinner on weekends. fuckign lame

 

Sorry to burst your bubble, luckystripe, but it was mudpuddle who sent you that message.

Since she was on Erze' profile at the time.

Just thought I would point that out.