what brand of toilet paper do you like?

Might as well ask. Do you think it's a good pickup line?

 

No. It's fucking stupid.

 

dumbest fucking pick up line i've ever heard. Thats not even a pick up line, its just a dumb fucken sentence.

It's even worse than "is that a mirror in your pants, cuz i can see myself inside them"

 

...do you like it soft and gentle or rough? No, has to be the worst chat up line in history.

 

him-do you use your left hand or your right hand to wipe your ass

her-my right hand

him-not me...i use toilet paper

 

call me Quitlted Nothern babay!

 

hey do you like cocks? cause i like my cock sucked

 

i don't have a brand loyalty. i try to go kind of cheap without going so cheap as to be in the sandpapery category.

what does matter is that it must be 2-ply. i'd almost rather just hold it in indefinitely before using that 1-ply garbage.


kind of a shitty pickup line though (no pun intended).

 

I prefer Quilton brand. It's soft and it's like more than 2x longer, massive rolls.

 

I like Quilted because i can wipe my ass just a good 2 or 3 times and it gets cleaner...youll be wiping your ass for 30 minutes with that cheap stuff

 

I prefer the ones they have at my work. So much, I take some home.

 

Sort of a "wipe and swipe", huh?

 

*chuckle* Yes.

 

I've been getting tp made of bamboo and I like it a lot. I get it at walgreens...they just started this line of environmental friendly products. I hate buying toilet paper....it's such a waste..it sucks.

 

You would prefer a poopy bottom? You'd prefer to take a shower (wasting water) every time you took a poo? Ever try leaves? The three finger method?

 

i like quilted northern or cottonelle

 

I know this wasn't really being asked but....

I'm a Scott girl

 

I'm A "Kleenex Cottonelle" Boy Myself...



Cheers Glen.

 

Pick up line?

I would rather get dumped!

 

I'm gonna rush right out and try it, it's fuckin brilliant