What are you worth?

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by Hacker, Sep 11, 2006.

  1. Hacker

    Hacker Vescere Bracis Meis

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    Okay so here's the deal. you look it over and see how many of these things

    you have done, BUT you have to add up the money amount along the way, then

    tell me what you're "worth"!

    Smoked pot-- $10


    Got drunk, passed and don't remember the night before-- $20


    Went skinny dipping-- $5


    Had sex in a pool-- $20


    Kissed someone of the same sex-- $10


    Cheated on your g/f or b/f -- $10


    Cheated on your g/f or b/f with their relative or close friend--$20


    done oral-- $5


    got oral-- $5


    done / got oral in a car while it was moving --$25


    prank called the cops-- $5


    Stole something-- $10


    Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars--$20

    Had sex with someone 10 years older-- $20


    Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27--$25


    Cried yourself to sleep-- $5


    Cried during sex--$20


    Been in love-- $25


    Been in love with two people or more at the same time --$50


    Said you love someone but didn't mean it-- $25


    Went streaking-- $5


    Went streaking in broad daylight --$15


    Been arrested-- $5


    Spent time in jail --$15


    Peed in the pool-- $0.50


    Played spin the bottle-- $5


    Done something you regret-- $20


    Had a crush on your best friend--$5


    Had sex with your best friend --$20


    Had a crush on someone at work --$5


    Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25


    Lied to your mate --$5


    Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25
     
  2. campfirejam

    campfirejam Something-Something

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    Shit. I got about $55.
     
  3. dangermoose

    dangermoose Is a daddy

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  4. DancerAnnie

    DancerAnnie Resident Beach Bum

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    Whoa.... $355.50!
     
  5. campfirejam

    campfirejam Something-Something

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    Whoa
     
  6. campfirejam

    campfirejam Something-Something

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    Way to make a person feel worthless. ;)
     
  7. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    $220.50...hmmmm is this good or bad is the question that now comes to mind....
     
  8. Rigamarole

    Rigamarole Senior Member

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    $105.50.... if you've got 50 cents on your tally, we know what it means!
     
  9. campfirejam

    campfirejam Something-Something

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    Mine had everything to do with the drugs.
     
  10. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    $75.00

    Pay up, bitches. :D
     
  11. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    and if you don't have 50 cents on your tally we all know what that means too...
    at least we're honest :D
     
  12. icedteapriestess

    icedteapriestess linguistic freak

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  13. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    Has anyone taken the time to tally up the entire amount yet, of doing everything on the list? I'm too lazy to do it myself, but I would figure that person would have led a pretty adventurous life. :)
     
  14. denimstar

    denimstar edge of darkness

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    $300.00 I'm really really good or very very bad. :X
     
  15. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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  16. Epiphany

    Epiphany Copacetic

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    $275.00 ~ yay?
     
  17. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    what about multiple times of the same thing? I pee'd in the pool alot......
     
  18. DQ Veg

    DQ Veg JUSTYNA'S TIGER

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    $290.00. I agree with denimstar-it either means I've been real good or real bad, but it's gotta mean something....
     
  19. erzebet1961

    erzebet1961 Senior Member

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    Ok...150.00 Im a bargain !!!!!
     
  20. _orgazmik_

    _orgazmik_ o_O

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    Apparently nothing. :&


    Actual total: $325.. I've peed in the shower, does that count?
     

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