What a horrible night

My 2 year old pitbull sleeps in my room because she will bark at any sound that the house doesn't create. She is the guard/alert dog of the house. I went to bed at 11:30 pm and all was well. Well i woke up at 2am to a pukeing sound, i wake up very easily...thinking omg wtf was that. I truned on the light and deja had taken a massive runny shit right at the door entrance. The room smelt so fucking rank so quickly...FUCK

I couldnt get out of the room without opening the door which would smear the shit into the carpet. So i opened as little as possible and ran to the bathroom to get the toilet paper. I started to pick it up and got some on my hands. I was half asleep, pissed as hell, and it was fucking 2am. As i was going back and forth to the bathroom and my room transfering the shit, i was not paying attention to the load of paper that was going in the toilet. I went to flush and the toilet, clogged it and water started to come over the edge. Now i have to lie on the floor, so i can reach around behind and turn off the water as im getting toilet water on my sholder. HORRAY for old ass toilets.

Once the water was off i turned on the bathroom vent, shut the door and left it at that. I opened all the windows that were close by, but its fucking 4 degrees outside, now its cold as a motherfucker in the house, still smelling like shit. Finally when i thought the air was bretheable i closed all the windows but the one closeest to my bed. Then at 3am a pack of fucking coyotes start howling and it was LOUD. AHHHHHHHH SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!! I closed the window and finally got a few hours of sleep.

Now i get to clean the bathroom, the rug, my dogs bed, oh boy.

I hope everyones night was better.

 

that doesn't sound very pleasant. i hope this was the last of your doggies poop shennanigans :/

 

She gave me no warning at all! Usually if she wakes up and has to bathroom she wimpers at my bed, licks my hand, something.Not this night, She couldnt hold it i guess i dont know. but fuck me dude not cool.

I couldnt even look at her when i was cleaning.....LAY DOWN....and dont move...it might be your last.

She knew she did wrong, but couldnt help it, so you cant be that mad...=[

But fuck me dude not cool.

 

Hooooly hell! I hope you can fit a nap in somewhere today!

Had a similar night last year, except no clogged toilet. The girlfriend's kid stepped in the shit at 2am and screamed LIKE a pack of coyotes.

 

Funny thing is today for work i get to take the truck and pick up all the garbage from a construction site.

Am i being punished right now because all im doing in this 24 hour period is pick up shit, shit and more shit. MAN wtf this is not cool.

 

shit man now that was a crap night

hope you can get the smell away bro

my feelings for your lost night

 

She couldn't hold it... not her fault. Sorry you got stuck cleaning up the shit.....

 

Thank god i can controll myself in anger situations because i wanted to grab the 12 gauge shotgun and go shoot the damn coyotes. Or at least put 7 slugs into the air to get them fuck off the property.....grrrrrrrrrrr

 

I'm glad my dog sleeps outside

 

jesus christ! haha at least you got a good story out of it...

 

id have kicked that dogs ass out the door so quick it would have thought it had wings

 

No you wouldn't. You'd have shat on the floor as well if your drunk "master" didn't realise you needed to go "c'mon sir,please wake up, I don't know how much longer I can keep control of my bowels"

 

shit happens

 

this post should be copied and put on cubicle walls everywhere to remind people that it could always be worse.

 

Oh. My. God! That wore me out just hearing it!! When I have to pick up runny shit (thankfully it's not too often but I had a cat that used to all the time) I use an old white towel and then I just throw that shit in the washer with some bleach. I think I would puke if I got shit on my hand :ack2:uke:

How's your puppy feeling? Pitts have sensitive stomachs, mine used to puke stuff up all the time. Once she ate a twigg and shit it out whole, just like she ate it.

 

That is exactly what nutella tastes like

 

I
almost negged you for that! Almost. (j/k) who doesnt like nutella?!

 

I slept like a baby.. :afro:

 

Well i slept better the next night and the coyotes didnt howl this time. I think they heard the screams and yells from the bathroom which was enough to scare them away.