wet dreams

Discussion in 'Men's Issues' started by Jimmy P, Jul 12, 2008.

  1. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

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    what are your experiences?

    I ask this question because I only started getting them at around 22 or 23, and it's weird, cause the only times I get them is when I'm sleeping in a new bed and haven't blown my load for about a week. I'm sure you can see how impractical it is to run the risk of making a big mess out of things whenever I sleep in a new bed (which, as it turns out, is every 4-7 days for me in my current situation) not to mention the toll it takes on my (semi) clean clothes, as I sleep in my shorts. I'm 25 now, and you'd think I was past this stage. it seems random as hell too, I can have a solid week of serious sex, five days later, boom, wet dream. or I can go weeks without blowing my load at all, no worries - especially if I sleep in the same bed for that time.

    do any of you guys still get them out of your teens? any strange conditions necessary?

    and, for comic relief, what are some of your embarrassing wet dream stories? :)
     
  2. teh-horace

    teh-horace for your pleasure

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    i had one about a couple of weeks ago, or maybe less

    and it kind of sucked, mainly b/c i was sleeping on the couch, on my stomach

    and, well, yeah

    basically i just flipped the cushion over and forgot about it

    i haven't gotten laid (after recent calculations) in 10 months (that's sad, i know, but that's not the focus here) and i still don't really get them all that often

    i'd average it about 1 maybe every 5 weeks or so

    though the past few were pretty intense, especially b/c right before the moment of release i wake up, and then i'm all "ungh!" and sort of confused and still hypnogogic

    and then normally i'm just like "god damnit"

    haha
     
  3. Cutted

    Cutted Cutted

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    Stopped getting them at about age 14, when I started masturbating regularly...
     
  4. LJDV

    LJDV Member

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    I've never had a nocturnal emission in my life. It may seem rather odd, but I've had sexual dreams, just never and actual "wet" dream.
     
  5. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    i love mine. i get them when i'ts time to reset the sex clock. hands free masturbation with the MOST VIVID and PHYSICAL fantasies. hell yes. i hope i NEVER grow out of mine.
     
  6. Wild Mountain Dave

    Wild Mountain Dave Rainbow

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    I just wish I could finish in mine. i have never finished. Sooooo frustrating. I wanna go to the potty and wank it.
     
  7. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    yeah, it's fantastic. i can make them last a little longer, too, which makes me wonder how to transfer that ability into waking life.
     
  8. Wild Mountain Dave

    Wild Mountain Dave Rainbow

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  9. DNCämþër

    DNCämþër Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    I've had the dreams but never had the emission.
     
  10. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

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    well I appreciate the sensations and everything, it's just the mess I'm not so fond of. oh, also, for some strange reason my sexual endurance in my dreams is roughly non-existent. usually all it takes is one or two thrusts, or as soon as the girl of my dreams (pun intended) wraps her lips around my wonderful member.

    I am puzzled at how I only seem to get them if I'm in a new bed, though.
     
  11. klampner1961

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    i havent had one in a while be they are fantastic to say the least. better that jerking off i think, much more intense.
     
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