Weirdest thing you've seen while stone/tripping

Once at a party after a shit tonne of beer and 4 cones, a mate and I got muchies so we were cooking pizza in the microwave when I saw a lady in an old fashioned dress walk past the kitchen through an arch way and then disappeared. She was completely transparent. At the time we were to fucked up to realise how scary it was. I can still remember what she looked like, was some freaky shit.

 

I was tripping on acid and we were standing in my buddy Steve's backyard which is only about 40 feet across and Jared was standing at the opposite side of the yard from me. I swear Steve's yard looked like it was at least 500 feet long, it was the weirdest fucking thing.

 

I've had a similar effect when I've been really high, a few years ago.

I would walk, and blink, and when I opened my eyes the terrain in front of me just strrrrrretched out and it looked like I never really got anywhere in my travels.

 

one time when on acid i saw the rosemary bushes in my backyard turn into a bunch of little heads like on the Are You Shpongled? album that all took turns kissing eachother, followed by a little miniature astronaut running out of nowhere to just go and jump over a little log and disappear. it all felt so real so when the astronaut disappeared, i was just left puzzled.

 

Isn't it weird? I actually resorted to yelling to Jared because I thought he wouldn't be able to hear me if I didn't.

 

Lol thats fucking crazy, Paint a picture of that memory man.

 

I was on acid and I saw a giant lotus flower with a society of christ consiousness within it, the petals of the lotus was made up of 100s of spiritual leader, saints. laying on the ground next to it were dragon people who couldnt ascertain the holiness of this society and the were reaching out to it in vain. then everybody was either a consious light being, or a dragon person

 

Like colors and patterns and shit. Man.





Weirdest thing while tripping is probably some dude working out like Tony Perkis from Heavyweights at like 4am on a Sunday morning in some secluded park. He was doing calisthenics and jump roping all crazy, like a madman. I thought I was hallucinating at first but I wasn't. It was hilarious.

 

On acid, a LOT of sublingual 2C-E, and a healthy portion of hash oil the trees became dancing colorful skeletons that put on a hilarious show for me.

On dmt I was face first on the ground in a never-ending landscape of shit and I was spinning through this shit like I was attempting to make a shit-angel, and it definitely tasted like shit was pouring down my throat, all while having my soul being directly whispered to by some mysterious force that showed me how horrendous of a human I am and how I was finally in the environment I deserved.

 

Once I was at lunch in high school and I was staring into space and thought a light post in the parking lot was a cop from Vice City. I wasn't high, either.

 

A dragon tried to eat my face once. It started out as a plant in the living room but when I turned the lights off it quickly changed into a dragon and when I turned the light back on it flew around the room morphing into angry faces of people I know in real life.

 

While on 4 hits of acid each:

We're sitting on the road island. We're listening to this guy with this awesome Jamaican accent talking on the phone(he must've been someone with some power, he was trying to get the foreign minister of some Caribbean nation to attend something that was going on), when a cop car comes flying into a parking space on the other side of the road and hits one of the parking meters, so my friend and I are just laughing over this "Lol did that cop really just hit something?"

Enter crazy guy:

Crazy guy screaming at the top of his lungs comes out of a store(something about his father dying at Pearl Harbor despite him looking like 24, I think he thought the store owner was Japanese despite being Hispanic) on the streets of New Haven while a crowd gathered around. Police finally tackled the guy down, but seemed perplexed on what to do with him. So he's like hog tied on the streets, screaming, it's only about 7:30 so at this point like 500 people have gathered around to watch this, along with about 50 cops and all their cars and flashing lights. Eventually they must've decided to take him to the hospital or a mental ward because EMTs took him away.

Our little section of the crowd was awesome though, it was like a dissection of American culture, two peiople on acid, one dressed grungy, one dressed in a mix of hippie/goth, a skateboarder punkish guy, the Jamaican guy, and an Asian girl who went to Yale. God I wish I had a picture of our little group against that fence.


That's where it happened basically, we were standing at the fence on the left under the tree. Guy was on the sidewalk where the pic was taken. Now picture that with people, cops and flashing lights everywhere. I've never actually been on that much acid around that many cops and not cared at all.

On top of it, about an hour later, we went back to the same place, and same store the guy was in(guess the cops were called because he had been trying to steal something), and my friend goes into the bathroom, I go to buy a drink. A reporter from the Yale school paper was in there trying to get the shop owner to talk about it, but he wouldn't. I made the mistake of laughing and going "oh god that guy, that was ridiculous"
So then this reporter starts asking me questions about it. He's asking me details about something that happened 90 minutes ago while on acid, as you can imagine it wasn't going well. On top of it, this guy was goofy as all fucking hell, like the most cliche, hipster Yalie you can possibly imagine. And I'm just like "Oh god Liana get the fuck out of the bathroom already so he can harass you instead". But being on acid, she got stuck in the mirror for a while. When she did get out though the guy finally stopped asking me questions and went to her. I actually read the article the next week, it sucked and was vague as hell because apparently the two people on acid were the only people this guy could find to interview and our details were shotty at best.\

That still definitely remains the weirdest thing that's happened to me on drugs. Not the most epic(try talking to cops in your kitchen with essentially 15 years worth of prison time in acid upstairs and you have no clue why the cops are at your house), or even the funniest(friend got into wrong car thinking it was his, belong to this guy who was freakin jacked, kept trying to start it thinking it was his, probably came 90 seconds away from an ass beating), but definitely still the weirdest.

The great thing is even not on acid it still would've been weird as hell, acid just made it that much more extreme.

 

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Keep 'em coming!

 

Me and cousin took a lot of coricidin one night. I really have no idea how much but we were over 10 pills each, that i do know. We were both extremely fucked up once we smoked our blunt because it was a hour after we took the pills and damn we were peaking fast. Well my cuz begged me to go downstairs and make a pizza. Neither of us were hungry but we knew it would smell good....... so i said id go. Man when i got to the stairs to head down i didn't think id make it. What was 15 stairs became 30, or 40. But they looked huge so i didn't know how to walk down them...got to the kitchen, put the pizza in the oven turned it on. Then turned on the TV. Tom and jerry was playing. I got so into the show i was cheering. Jerry made a long jump and went right out the tv through the living room then jumped through the glass of the sliding door. Tom followed and the show screen kept moving like they were still in it. I eventually remember about the pizza and made it back upstairs. The pizza was black as asphalt and apparently i was down there for 3 hours lol. We still ate the pizza.

The next night i was lying on the floor on my side with my feet on the wall. I started walking and all the walls would move as i walked. The floor and the ceiling didn't. Good times good times.

 

-Dmt: Transforming, dancing colorful creatures.
-Salvia: A giant 'horse' in the sky that overlooked the machine dimension that I was being pulled and integrated into.

-Methylone: This is up there just cause I had no idea this stuff could be hallucinogenic but I injected 250 mgs and had a bit of weed but I felt and saw I was in a club, than the street, then a parking garage and then when I realized I was back in my room the ceiling converged and started coming down towards me. Very vivid and real hallucinations too.

 

A fireplace melt onto the floor leaving a blank wall. Really cool.

 

On 2ce I saw bodies being chopped up by chainsaws, because the rain hitting my tin roof sounded exactly like chainsaws. Shit was freaky.

I've posted this dozens of times, but on 2ce + 2ci, I saw myself from the third person and there was a giant octopus attacking me and wrapping it's tentacles around me, then the octopus released me and turned into a tree and melted to the ground.

This wasn't really something I "saw", per se, but on 63mg of 2ce, I turned into pure electrical energy and traveled through an endless space of electrical currents and pulsing white lights.

On 775mg of diphenhydramine, I witnessed a teddy bear stand up on my shelf and start walking, and I saw a tree growing down from my cieling. I also continuously tried to prop my feet up on a table that wasn't really there. Strange.

 

I was cooking chili on a hit of acid which I found in my fridge and decided to take and as I was putting ingredients in it would make faces to say if it liked my choices or not. That was the most banging chili ever.

Cooking the meat was horrible though. Listeningt to it crackle and shit. Croo-ehl.

 

while tripping acid i smoked dmt and saw two gargoyles with my face and chains attached to them rip open my pineal gland (which was a bright light in the center of my vision) and my vision was engulfed by this new world which i cant even begin to describe