Weirdest place you have put your penis?

Hi, this question is for guys only but girls can answer too.

 

...in hibernation.

 

Samantha

 

your ass

 

in your momma's mouth.

 

Ham and cheese sandwich.

 

guys thats terrible, at least i was creative. juggs gets points for effort.
pressed rat also gets points

 

In a blender while mxing a smoothie. Mmmm, berries...

 

a plastic bag with vaseline and then inside a couch..... no, i'm kidding



























or am i?

 

I don't think your kidding.................

 

yea i did that, but no couch it was my bed. wooooo fun times.

 

I made a pocket pussy out of a condom and a paper towel cardboard thing, but samantha was a weird girl

 

i tryed the same thing with a condom once, that kinda hurt...

 

what about you mr. migration???

 

it sounds like fun to be a guy. we cant stick ourselves in interesting places

 

You gotta cut it and tape it up so it stretches a little

 

you can PM me all the instructions


thank you for your cooperation and have a nice day...

 

I never put my penis in weird places.

 

your a fibber!

 

In a glory hole in a wall at work.